...but not mechanical keyboards. I'm one of the original /r/mechanicalkeyboards users, so I've been around a while, too. Don't worry, I'm not here to spread the word of Ripster. I'm here to share my love of keyboards with people who will listen.
I currently own 4 keyboards. A QFR with MX blacks (famous for having a mess of keys on it), a Ducky DK1087 with green ALPS, a Filco miniLA with MX browns, and an HHKB pro 2. I'd include a picture, but I'm confined to my phone for the next 4 weeks because I'm on an exchange in Japan. I also only have 2 of the 4 with me, as I bought them here.
My favorite key on the keyboard is enter, because why not.