I do actually have one coming.... are they price for these thing really getting that out of hand?
Wait a week and you might even get a handjob on top of the 150
The saddest thing is that this is true. Not a joke.
That's sadly the funny part
) On another note, dat be one cheap hand job.
How much are you paying for them 
... I don't pay for them... hence no hand jobs for me...

Someone should make a parody of the movie Requiem for a Dream but with Clarks instead of drugs, while maintaining the heavy, serious, and depressing mood of the entire thing. For the arm amputation thing, you can just make it so it's not an infection but rather he's selling his arm and a leg for a translucent CC.