OK I cannot resist anymore.
Who has an alternate ebay account?
I'll set up an alternate one of my own, and let's get to work. One guy bids 999,000,000, one guy bids 1,000,000,000 ok? We'll get the computer who witnessed the birth of Lucy, the crucifixion of Christ and the bikini atoll nuclear test detonation all to the appropriately godly* price it should command.
*God, as played by Jim Carey