We all know this is impossible.
Well yes, that is true. Now that that is out of the way....
This is purely my opinion, ymmv, caveat, caveat, caveat.
Your next keyboard should be something at the other end of the spectrum.
What you have now is clicky and noisy, which is a good thing, but there are some other ideas that should be sampled.
There is more to life than vanilla ice cream. So I would suggest a HHKB Pro 2 or a Realforce. Its a different feel then the BS keys that you are using now, but the Topre keys have an interesting feel to them and the HHKB and Realforce are QUALITY keyboards. Yes, they are expensive, but you chose the red pill remember?
Play with that for awhile.
Then its on to the cherries. There are black, blue and brown that I know of. I have used the blue and browns myself and actually like both of them, so get at least one keyboard with each of these. Other members here will give you more details on the cherry switches over time.
Play with these for awhile.
Now its on to the alps.
I have a filco tenless that came with white xm's that I changed out to black alps that I got out of a NIB Dell AT101W that I got off of e-bay.
There are other members here that will give you more details on the alps switches, but if you can, get a Dell AT101W as a starter.
You are already quite a bit of the way down the rabbit hole, but thats ok, you may even have seen some of us on your trip down the tube.
Its all good.
This is just the start. But its a pretty good start, but your collection isn't quite finished yet. Like most journeys, its not so much the destination that matters some times, but more the actual trip there.