Help! My keyboard is a criminal!

[Novus]

First it was just missing milk in the fridge.
Then change disappeared from my jar.
For the past week,  bills from my wallet were mysteriously lifted.
Now this morning, my neighbor's cat mysteriously vanished.

oh my gosh i'm so frightened.
I don't want to jump to conclusions but I think my keyboard is a criminal and I can't prove it.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
SHOULD I GET ANOTHER KEYBOARD TO PROTECT MYSELF?
Is there another keyboard that can protect me from this possible killer inside?

Please help.
The keyboard might be on to me.

[sth]

the answer lies with v-tec

[Novus]

What is this v-tech you speak of?

Do you think I should buy blank pink keycaps to quell the murder inside my keyboard?

[dustinhxc]

the answer lies with v-tec

Civic?

Such an odd post but quite entertaining lol

[sth]

im telling you to poop on your keyboard

[dustinhxc]

im telling you to poop on your keyboard

X 2

[Novus]

I already deployed a devastating artillery strike earlier during a routine exercise. I'm all out of shells.

My keyboard is monitoring me.
Place
Halp.

Hail Hydra!

[Belfong]

I think you should purchase 4 skulls. Put each of them in one corner. These skulls will jinx your keyboard. The rarer the skulls, the powerful the spell they can have to contain your keyboard. May I suggest a Jack-O-Latern skull, a Tri-OG, maybe a Salute and finally the mother of all skull, the GH one (grey with orange eye) that you can borrow from Bunny Lake. Get it fast before you are consumed!

[Oobly]

Can't do the skulls on a HHKB... there are no bottom corner keys.

That's the most legit reason ever for not buying one, I reckon.

And possibly why sth posts such crazy stuff... His board posts for him sometimes.

[rowdy]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

[Belfong]

Can't do the skulls on a HHKB... there are no bottom corner keys.

That's the most legit reason ever for not buying one, I reckon.

And possibly why sth posts such crazy stuff... His board posts for him sometimes.

That's ok. Buy the even more expensive Fn caps by Clack Factory. Imagine a skull set of Esc, Fn and Skull. Same colour. Same design. That will keep evil at bay.

[C5Allroad]

the answer lies with v-tec

Variable valve timing? S2000, civic, integra, prelude?

[paicrai]

[CPTBadAss]

the answer lies with v-tec

v-tec just kicked in yo

[Lastpilot]

the answer lies with v-tec

v-tec just kicked in yo

[Novus]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.

[C5Allroad]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.

I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

[Novus]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.

I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?

[Belfong]

A Beautiful Mind

[C5Allroad]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.

I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?

Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

[Novus]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.

I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?

Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

Well, it's only fitting.
Have you see the quality of the keyboard section lately?

[C5Allroad]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.

I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?

Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

Well, it's only fitting.
Have you see the quality of the keyboard section lately?

Eh, not really. Not all threads are great lol.
Some are like "Pssst we have a search function lol"

[Novus]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.

I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?

Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

Well, it's only fitting.
Have you see the quality of the keyboard section lately?

Eh, not really. Not all threads are great lol.
Some are like "Pssst we have a search function lol"

That's exactly what I'm talking about
LOL
-__-

[C5Allroad]

You do realise that every post you make here asking for help is being monitored by your keyboard.

THe only way around that is to get another keyboard.

But the first keyboard will know.  It will know.

I'm using my smartphone or laptop.... Oh **** they might all be in on it together.

I need to ask this..... What kind of drugs are you on lol?

Are you my mummy?

Maybe.... DUN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN
But now the off-topic section is even more off-topic than normal.

Well, it's only fitting.
Have you see the quality of the keyboard section lately?

Eh, not really. Not all threads are great lol.
Some are like "Pssst we have a search function lol"

That's exactly what I'm talking about
LOL
-__-

It's now become a degraded pissing contest. 

[Oobly]

Can't do the skulls on a HHKB... there are no bottom corner keys.

That's the most legit reason ever for not buying one, I reckon.

And possibly why sth posts such crazy stuff... His board posts for him sometimes.

That's ok. Buy the even more expensive Fn caps by Clack Factory. Imagine a skull set of Esc, Fn and Skull. Same colour. Same design. That will keep evil at bay.

<head explodes>.....

Well, I don't have an HHKB, so I'm safe from this insanity for the moment. I put the Nostalgia set on my Pure and am now protected by the GH60 shield of awesomeness on my backspace key. Geek Hack key in Esc position just to make sure.

[Novus]

i'm sleeping with my tablet tonight.

*shudders*

If only I had figurines or something to sacrifice to my keyboards.

[C5Allroad]

i'm sleeping with my tablet tonight.

*shudders*

If only I had figurines or something to sacrifice to my keyboards.

I've heard keycaps is a suitable option....

[Novus]

i'm sleeping with my tablet tonight.

*shudders*

If only I had figurines or something to sacrifice to my keyboards.

I've heard keycaps is a suitable option....

Pink ones right?

[microsoft windows]

If your keyboard is causing you trouble, you can always get this special shredder on ebay for it:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=58659.0

[C5Allroad]

If your keyboard is causing you trouble, you can always get this special shredder on ebay for it:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=58659.0

$148,000....... I barely have money for lunch.... Lol.

[Novus]

If your keyboard is causing you trouble, you can always get this special shredder on ebay for it:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=58659.0

I don't have a place to park this.

[paicrai]

shred **** and park in its place

[Novus]

Also local pickup only ;/