IBM Model M keyboard & moose

[ander]

IBM PS2 Keyboard & Moose





What an opportunity! An IBM Model M keyboard plus your very own moose! (I'm not sure how they both fit in the box; it must be much bigger than the photo suggests.)

[0100010]

Wasn't used for very much wrighting either!

[ander]

I've contacted the seller and have a bit more info:

• The moose was raised in Buckling Spring, Montana, on IBM's experimental Keyboard Moose farm (now owned by Unicomp, but used to train dye-sublimators in text-centering).

• The Moose's name is Watson (after IBM founder Thomas J. Watson). Needless to say, if you happen to be a private detective, he could accompany you to crime scenes and be an excellent companion.

[ander]

A guy went to a movie theater, and he was surprised to notice what seemed like a moose sitting a few seats away from him.

"Are you a moose?" the guy asked.

"Yes."

"What are you doing at a movie, anyway?"

"I liked the book."

[ed_avis]

I remember that outstandingly ugly PS/2 mouse...

[ander]

Yeah, it had little antlers on it, didn't it? I'm sure you'll all agree, there's nothing like a real moose. Anything else is just fooling around.

[Elrick]

Yeah, it had little antlers on it, didn't it? I'm sure you'll all agree, there's nothing like a real moose. Anything else is just fooling around.

That Moose certainly looks tasty, so it's basically a big-arse cow with antlers?

Already firing up the barbecue for this baby, and the knives are ready.........   

[ander]

What would an aggressive vegetarian be like? "That carrot sure looks tasty—I'm sharpening up the peeler!" Nah, it's not the same... You need a certain amount of screaming and bloodshed to get people's attention.