Wait a minute—that board's missing a whole bunch of keys! No wonder it's so cheap.
It seems like no one's honest anymore. Last night I took my wife out for a nice dinner, and we decided to splurge and order a $50 bottle of wine. "Bring us your best $50 bottle of wine," I said. The waiter brought it, and we had some, and it was okay. But then my wife noticed it was over 10 years old! Can you believe that? We sent it back, of course.
Like I'd do with this keyboard. Except I'd have to use a different keyboard to email these people about it, since this one wouldn't have enough letters. That'd be ironic—but I believe it'd also prove my point.