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Offline noisyturtle

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Worst video game titles ever?
« on: Fri, 06 May 2016, 23:26:39 »
What games have really stupid or downright terrible names?

With the recent announcement of Battlefield 1 it got me thinking about lazy uncreative ****ty game titles. It's not as bad as say, Warfighter (both redundant AND dumb. Also not a word) but it's pretty ****ing stupid.

And yes I am aware that the game is called Battlefield 1 because it's WWI, but did you hear yourself when you thought that argument out and realize how dumb it still sounds?

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 06 May 2016, 23:42:46 »
Battlefield 1 makes little to no sense.
Just call it Battlefield 1914.
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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 00:07:06 »
Phalanx.

I just don't get the old-guy-with-the-banjo vibe when playing it.

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 00:09:14 »
The new DOOM game has a really bad title too.
False advertising.

EDIT: I guess the game is, however, quite doomed.
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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 00:25:07 »
Battlefield 1 makes little to no sense.
Just call it Battlefield 1914.
I guess they are going for Battlefield 1, since it is World War 1, lots of 1's.


But I agree, they could have had a better title, but the game still looks kewl. I really wanted some kind of World war 1/2 shooter, recently.

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 00:39:34 »
Huge Final Fantasy fan, but we're at 15 main numbered titles and more spin-offs, sequels and other games than I could ever count.

There's nothing Final about any of it.

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 00:45:13 »
Eve online is the worst game ever, its taken over my life

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 00:57:27 »
petz games.  wtfz.



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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 01:14:14 »
petz games.  wtfz.

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But the z on the end makes it way past cool according to marketing.

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 01:56:42 »
petz games.  wtfz.

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But the z on the end makes it way past cool according to marketing.

y-you gotta keep it hip for the kidz right???

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 08:00:12 »
petz games.  wtfz.

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But the z on the end makes it way past cool according to marketing.

y-you gotta keep it hip for the kidz right???
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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 09:00:41 »
Kingdom Hearts has dumb titles.

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 09:12:22 »


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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 09:26:10 »
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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 10:11:22 »
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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 10:23:42 »
Was thinking about this some months ago:

Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II
Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

So, it's kind of:

Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

Forked a bit or something.

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Re: Worst video game titles ever?
« Reply #16 on: Sat, 07 May 2016, 10:41:23 »
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