This ended probably being one of the poorest condition beamsprings in existence. I think if one had been burried underground for 30 years, this is about what it would have looked like. When I opened the box, tons of rust fragments came out, and 90% of the keys would not depress. All of the springs were completely rusted through. The PCB doesn't look great, but it might still work. If I can find some replacement springs, I might be able to restore it, but not sure if it's worth it at this point given how bad things are.
You can all thank me for winning this one and saving you the hassle!
It was a gamble, I just never have seen one this bad documented anywhere, so it was still a shock.