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Offline Fictiouz

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MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 12:55:30 »
DRINKS ARE ONE THING, BUT YOGURT. OH GOD. I THINK IT'S IN SOME SWITCHES OH MY ****.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:04:24 »
Moment of silence pls
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:06:04 »
How do you manage to get yogurt into switches? Where there no key caps installed?? :eek:
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:12:47 »
Waterproof switches and keyboards of Noppoo do have their market apart from the China military.
Use a dog to clean perhaps. ;)
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:14:28 »
RIP.

Keyboard is Model M, yogurt in barrels. Putting in dishwasher. **** IT.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:16:07 »
Quote from: Fictiouz on Wed, 19 October 2016, 12:55:30
DRINKS ARE ONE THING, BUT YOGURT. OH GOD. I THINK IT'S IN SOME SWITCHES OH MY ****.

Wait... is this yogurt or "yogurt"?   :eek:

B/C you surely aren't the first to have "yogurt" on your keyboard.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:40:36 »
Quote from: reececonrad on Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:16:07
Quote from: Fictiouz on Wed, 19 October 2016, 12:55:30
DRINKS ARE ONE THING, BUT YOGURT. OH GOD. I THINK IT'S IN SOME SWITCHES OH MY ****.

Wait... is this yogurt or "yogurt"?   :eek:

B/C you surely aren't the first to have "yogurt" on your keyboard.

It is Danone Yogurt -_-
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:16:40 »
Quote from: Fictiouz on Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:14:28

yogurt in barrels. Putting in dishwasher. **** IT.

Don't do that. It is a perfect candidate for a bolt-mod now and it will be good as new. Just don't let the residue set up on the traces.
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That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:17:37 »
Did you get excited and burst ur gogurt everywhere?
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:18:22 »
Also pls don't put it in the dishwasher.

Just bolt mod it. ezpz
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:39:40 »
Improper silencing method.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:43:40 »
Quote from: Fictiouz on Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:14:28
RIP.

Keyboard is Model M, yogurt in barrels. Putting in dishwasher. **** IT.

Good plan.

Grow kombucha in it next.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 16:43:42 »
Quote from: benderkey on Wed, 19 October 2016, 15:43:40
Quote from: Fictiouz on Wed, 19 October 2016, 13:14:28
RIP.

Keyboard is Model M, yogurt in barrels. Putting in dishwasher. **** IT.

Good plan.

Grow kombucha in it next.

Only if it's the good stuff that burns as it goes down and makes you feel like you're on speed.  None of that fru-fru stuff with the Strawberries or other nonsense added
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 17:20:07 »
I know someone else put their model M in the dishwasher without realising it could damage it. Or was it just the case. In any case it got melted. Barrelframe isn't nearly as sturdy, so if it is made from PVC I would assume it would end up spectacularly bad after the treatment. Even if it's some other material, I wouldn't want to put it through the process.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 17:56:01 »
Capillary action between the membranes is all but inevitable if liquid gets the chance.
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"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
- Marc Sumner 2025-05-30

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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 19 October 2016, 19:54:33 »
Washing machine it is then.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 07:36:53 »
Strap it to the top and drive through the car wash.
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"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
- Marc Sumner 2025-05-30

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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 07:56:21 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Thu, 20 October 2016, 07:36:53
Strap it to the top and drive through the car wash.
This needs to be recorded on video for future reference as well.
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Offline Fictiouz

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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 08:22:07 »
Guys I wasn't serious about the dishwasher .. it's been cleaned and working again.  :thumb:
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 08:22:42 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Thu, 20 October 2016, 07:56:21
Quote from: fohat.digs on Thu, 20 October 2016, 07:36:53
Strap it to the top and drive through the car wash.
This needs to be recorded on video for future reference as well.

Will deliver some day......
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #20 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 08:23:02 »
Must've been a hell of a lot of yogurt to get it into the barrels.

What about taking it apart and flushing it well with alcohol?
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #21 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 08:23:51 »
Quote from: 1391406 on Thu, 20 October 2016, 08:23:02
Must've been a hell of a lot of yogurt to get it into the barrels.

What about taking it apart and flushing it well with alcohol?

What I did. There were no caps on the board when it happened.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 11:56:17 »
Wait, is this Greek yogurt?  You didn't specify.  If Greek yogurt then it can only be cleansed with fire.

If regular yogurt then sprinkle it with granola, dice some peaches, and find a spoon.  You'll have to dig it out manually.
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Re: MAYDAY!!!! YOGURT ON KEYBOARD
« Reply #23 on: Thu, 20 October 2016, 13:51:15 »
Wouldn't yogurt simply solidify after a while and become non-conductive?
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