Yeah I know, it's not my first model F, just my first since the 90s :-)
Also, my M13's keyboard uses the PS/2 port, but it was not happy hotswapping to this.
Turns out I was right to suspect the "AT/PS2 adapters;" the multimeter confirmed that the pinout was wrong. Fortunately, there was a local repair shop that had a spare adapter and I was able to literally sprint a few block over to grab it.
Right now, it's working via usb (with only one of my adapters), but the keypatch isn't - yet it's getting enough power to light up the Lock status lights (on the patch). I'm about to try it in some other PS/2 boxes, including a KVM switch. One sec.
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Ok, so it won't work on my i7's PS/2 port, nor on the KVM. I broke out the Dolch/Airlink luggable (the one with the Blue Cherry keyboard) which I put OpenBSD on, figuring that the tolerances would be better. I was right, now it works just fine. Pics to follow.