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Offline fanpeople

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Bathroom time
« on: Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:33:33 »
Anyone else time it so that you do all your business on business time, I have a system where I get to work, have a coffee and then take a daily dump.

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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Bathroom time
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:37:33 »
I pride myself as a very efficient pooper, and secretly hold animosity towards my coworkers who spend too long in the can.

I have it down to a movement, if you'll pardon the term, I never spend more than 6 minutes in the bathroom.

6 minutes from trouser drop to hand wash - and that's a noisyturtle guarantee!
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Offline fanpeople

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Re: Bathroom time
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:46:56 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:37:33
I pride myself as a very efficient pooper, and secretly hold animosity towards my coworkers who spend too long in the can.

I have it down to a movement, if you'll pardon the term, I never spend more than 6 minutes in the bathroom.

6 minutes from trouser drop to hand wash - and that's a noisyturtle guarantee!

now that is efficient, you be in top tier management bring that in as a company SOP
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Re: Bathroom time
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 26 January 2017, 07:10:34 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:37:33

6 minutes from trouser drop to hand wash - and that's a noisyturtle guarantee!


I am fairly quick and efficient, but timing it?

Don't you think that's a bit - wait for it - anal?
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Offline MandrewDavis

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Re: Bathroom time
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 26 January 2017, 21:42:49 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Thu, 26 January 2017, 07:10:34
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:37:33

6 minutes from trouser drop to hand wash - and that's a noisyturtle guarantee!


I am fairly quick and efficient, but timing it?

Don't you think that's a bit - wait for it - anal?

Ok Dad....

I am in the library for about 3-4 hours a day between classes (awful schedule) and there is a bathroom in the back that nobody uses. Its perfect. Locking door, single occupancy and the timing always works out. 
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Offline C5Allroad

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Re: Bathroom time
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 31 January 2017, 07:44:22 »
It's apparently a thing at work where people have done the math that if you go into work and take a 10 minute poop to make a dime on company time that at the end of the year the 10 minutes=40hr paycheck.
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Offline dantan

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Re: Bathroom time
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 31 January 2017, 08:08:37 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:37:33
I pride myself as a very efficient pooper, and secretly hold animosity towards my coworkers who spend too long in the can.

I have it down to a movement, if you'll pardon the term, I never spend more than 6 minutes in the bathroom.

6 minutes from trouser drop to hand wash - and that's a noisyturtle guarantee!

I wonder if your name has anything to do with your bathroom habits.
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Offline fohat.digs

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Re: Bathroom time
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 31 January 2017, 08:48:27 »
Quote from: C5Allroad on Tue, 31 January 2017, 07:44:22

to make a dime on company time


Personally, when I have to go it cuts into my efficiency. 60 minutes of poor work < 50 minutes of good work + 10 minutes of relief.
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"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
- Marc Sumner 2025-05-30

Offline Findecanor

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Re: Bathroom time
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 31 January 2017, 09:06:36 »
If you work as a programmer, sometimes you need to take a break from the keyboard to break up mental blocks you could get from staring too much at the code.
I find that my pooping times at work come to good use that way. I often think of the code while sitting on the john and come back to my desk refreshed and with a new approach to the problem I am working on.

I know I'm not the only one who does that. "bpiphany" got his username from it: "bathroom epiphanies".
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