I recently had chance to try out a Fukka at a keyboard event, and it was pretty good. They had two different Fukkas there for people to try. I tried the first Fukka, but its keys were a bit stiff. So then I went to try the other Fukka. But someone had taken it.
"Where is that Fukka?" I asked.
"Oh, some guy borrowed that Fukka!" came the reply.
So I take ages trying to track down the Fukka. I searched for the Fukka here, I searched for the Fukka there. Eventually I manage to track down the guy with the Fukka, and asked him, "What Fukka have you got there?"
"What this?" he replied, "this fukker has Cherry Reds."
(yes, I know that was childish but I couldn't resist)