I must admit having somewhat of an admiration for the beards and moustaches that are presented in the Beard and Moustache Championships. I don't really see that sporting such a fine set of moustaches would be befitting of a person of my age or position in society, besides, I feel that they would get in the way and cause untold problems in day-to-day life. It seems to be somewhat of a rare occasion that I happen upon a fellow whose facial hair leaves me awestruck, I am unsure as to whether this is a new observation or whether this general decline has been going on for a while.
With reference to the other topic of this thread, I have heard, not first person I might add, that during that act of copulation it is common for EIBM to make 'click' and 'clack' sounds during his oscillations; some argue that this is due to a life of basement dwelling that has impregnated his brain with the familiar tones that emanate from his beloved keyboard (perhaps he has been rehearsing with the board itself, however we are really onto wild speculation here).
