OK, so this may sound bizarre and completely unfeasible, but I'm OK with that. I want to find an IBM Model M Keyboard manufactured the same day that I was, August 31st, 1989. Now, I've seen close online, I found one as close as August 26th, 1989, but that doesn't cut it. I know there must have been several 1391401 Model Ms manufactured on the day I was born, and I want to find one! Just one of them, is that so crazy? I'm using a November 1990 for now, and it's getting me through, but I just can't type happily knowing that it wasn't around for the first year of my life! I ask of you, oh geeks, to aid me in my quest! If anyone actually has one of these keyboards, I would gladly take it off your hands for you. I will purchase it from you, trade you my Model M, pay for shipping and handling charges, whatever is necessary. Or if any of you sees one for sale or not for sale anywhere, at a garage sale, on ebay, craigslist, at work, wherever, PLEASE let me know. Or if it may disappear soon, please get it as soon as possible, and I will pay you for whatever measures you took to obtain it.
Help me, geekhack. You're my only hope.