Update: There was no way in hell I could make the card work with Win2k. Turns out this "8400GS" uses a newfangled GT218 core (a 40 nm job first seen in 2009) and has a lot more to do with a Geforce G210, in fact EVGA also sells an identical-looking 210 with same clock rates. Remember, kids: 8400GS with DDR3 = G210. Hence the old driver only hiccupped badly when persuaded to accept the card, and the new one does not run on 2000 at all. (And hey, 2000 never was a bad OS, it's just a little long in the tooth now.)
In the end my dad invested into an OEM copy of XP Pro SP3 (~20€). There was no way I could persuade that to do an upgrade install (grr), so while I could manually integrate the old user profile and several important things have already been set up (graphics, chipset, onboard sound, network, printer drivers, editor, search tool, archiver, browser), there's a bunch of software that's waiting to be reinstalled. Surprisingly enough, activation worked painlessly after entering the CD key from the supplied license.
But yes, the graphics card works beautifully. Hibernation also is a lot quicker.
Recently, I measured power consumption of the machine unter 2000. I did have RMclock installed, though it didn't seen to make much of a difference. Idle 100 W, fully loaded 150 W, plus monitor (BenQ FP992) 34 W. Does that seem OK for a system with a 3.2 GHz Prescott (P4 640 - 2 meg L2, N0 step)?