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Offline peda

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Keyboard has bugs
« on: Thu, 22 September 2011, 03:59:56 »
I found this thread on teamliquid.net and it is too hilarious to not be shared here:

opening post as follows:
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I have a Razer Marauder keyboard, it glows and has pretty big spaces in between the keys. So about three days ago, I was surfing TL like usual before I go to sleep, when I see something on my keyboard, All the lights in the room were off, so the the only light was the keyboard and my monitor, so i look down, and there he is, eating some sticky stuff on the delete key, so my immediate reaction was to try to kill him, but when my hand was going towards him he ran in one of the spaces under the key.

and whats even worse, is i think he had BABIES, there are a bunch of super little cockroach babies running around by my keyboard, and inside it.

Im pretty sure hes eating the stuff on my keyboard tho, all the sticky stuff on the delete key, the f12 key, and the screen lock key is completely gone.

So should i them be? I mean, they are cleaning it up and eating all the stuff and food inside it.

Or should i kill them? and if i choose that option, How would i kill them? Bug killer? or what?

plz help



the rest of the thread is also worth a read especially if you are a SC2-player: click here

Offline F u r u y á

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« Reply #1 on: Thu, 22 September 2011, 04:21:18 »
lol indeed very funny.

"Roaches hard-countering marauders." :roll:
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Offline insilica

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« Reply #2 on: Thu, 22 September 2011, 04:23:09 »
ewwww! he needs to spray that keyboard or throw it out!
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Offline Lolcakes

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« Reply #3 on: Thu, 22 September 2011, 05:38:36 »
Thanks for sharing... the whole thread was so funny to read xD
I think the guy may be a troll but either way this was a good one (:

Offline dorkvader

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« Reply #4 on: Thu, 22 September 2011, 10:28:34 »
Quote from: insilica;419889
ewwww! he needs to spray that keyboard or throw it out!
put it in an airtight bag, the chuck it in the freezer overnight, then clean thoroughly, like you should have been doing before :)

That's humorous, thanks for sharing.