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Offline Phaedrus2129

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Razer Lycosa review
« on: Wed, 28 September 2011, 22:49:33 »
I didn't bother doing much photography for this since Razer didn't both putting much effort into designing this.

Razer Lycosa:


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IBM Model M (1988)
Razer Lycosa
Noppoo Choc Mini


I got this... thing... at a thrift store for $7.54. I feel I was ripped off.

I have these good things to say about the Lycosa: it looks nice. It is a functional input device.


Bad things... I've felt some flimsy keyboards in my day. OEM HP rubber dome boards. Crappy Logitechs. Crappy Dells. A Chicony KB-5181. But this thing... It weighs maybe a pound? At most? Yet it has a footprint about equivalent to that of a Model M (it's about an inch shorter, but an inch wider). It flexes and creaks very easily under minor pressure, even when typing hard.

Speaking of typing, good god is the feel terrible. Mush doesn't describe it. The entire area around the WASD cluster (this was obviously a gamer's keyboard) feels like... I don't know, like I'm typing on half-dried mud or something? Half-dried squidgy mud. The lesser-used keys feel... merely mushy. Bad, but not as bad as the left side of the keyboard.

Also the goddamned media touchscreen thingy doesn't work. At all. Even with drivers. Maybe it's defective? I hear a lot of stories about this part being defective, I'm guessing it wasn't well designed, or well built. Also the rubber coating on the keys has worn off in many places, so it looks ridiculous when backlit. And what rubber remains attracts dust and hair like mad. It's fugly.


"Oh but Phaedrus, it's used! From a thrift store! You have no idea how much use it's seen!" So what? I have keyboards over two decades old that retain better feel than this Lycosa (which was released in 2007, which is the oldest it could be). Heck, you know how I mentioned that "KB-5181" keyboard a while back? That's one of the flimsiest mechanical keyboards ever made with one of the most delicate switches ever made. It was used in a service station garage for 17 years, heavily used for inputting data for diagnostic software and such. It was exposed to outside air and humidity for years, and when I opened it had dead ants in it. It still retained better feel after all those years than this Lycosa has in just a couple. Significantly better. In fact it was one of the better feeling keyboards I've owned (sold it a while back for $50, more resale value than this Lycosa has). I've used rubber dome boards from the turn of the century that kept better feel than this Lycosa.


In short, it's a massive pile of crap. If it were sold for like $30? Sure, that's fine. $70-$80? Hell no. If you buy this keyboard for retail price, you're either a tool or a fool. No two ways about it. It sucks.
Daily Driver: Noppoo Choc Mini
Currently own: IBM Model M 1391401 1988,  XArmor U9 prototype
Previously owned: Ricercar SPOS, IBM M13 92G7461 1994, XArmor U9BL, XArmor U9W prototype, Cherry G80-8200LPDUS, Cherry G84-4100, Compaq MX-11800, Chicony KB-5181 (SMK Monterey), Reveal KB-7061, Cirque Wave Keyboard (ergonomic rubber domes), NMB RT101 (rubber dome), Dell AT101W

Offline Quarzac

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Razer Lycosa review
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 28 September 2011, 22:58:14 »
This should probably be in the review subforum. Or someone should make a new one specifically for bashing on RDs. I used a Lycosa briefly long before I had any sort of mechanical, and it wasn't so bad. It wasn't good, but this paints it in a very negative light. For $8, it's really not a bad deal.
Risen from the dead for a model F.

Wyse buy colors were GSY for the dark grey, GBA for the light grey, and BBI for the fonts.

Offline Phaedrus2129

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« Reply #2 on: Wed, 28 September 2011, 23:03:12 »
I forgot we had a reviews subform; haven't been on here much lately.

Anyway, I'm sure that a Lycosa, when brand new or lightly used, is a tolerable keyboard. This has shown what one is like after a couple of years of wear and tear.

If a Model M is a fine Bordeaux that gets better the longer it ages, the Lycosa is like a cheap box wine. Mediocre when brand new, and gets worse the longer it sits.
« Last Edit: Wed, 28 September 2011, 23:05:41 by Phaedrus2129 »
Daily Driver: Noppoo Choc Mini
Currently own: IBM Model M 1391401 1988,  XArmor U9 prototype
Previously owned: Ricercar SPOS, IBM M13 92G7461 1994, XArmor U9BL, XArmor U9W prototype, Cherry G80-8200LPDUS, Cherry G84-4100, Compaq MX-11800, Chicony KB-5181 (SMK Monterey), Reveal KB-7061, Cirque Wave Keyboard (ergonomic rubber domes), NMB RT101 (rubber dome), Dell AT101W

Offline Quarzac

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Razer Lycosa review
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 28 September 2011, 23:06:02 »
Gotta love using box wine as a metaphor for anything. It always works. One of my favorite things is seeing ads for box wine that are like "We're respectable, really!" I can see a Lycosa being really terrible later in life though, especially if it's anything like the awful Dells they have at my school.
Risen from the dead for a model F.

Wyse buy colors were GSY for the dark grey, GBA for the light grey, and BBI for the fonts.