This is not a joke.
Do you own a KMAC? Do you want to help someone obtain the keyboard of their dreams? Do you want to support your favorite keyboard enthusiast forum?
I want to buy a KMAC from someone who was fortunate enough to purchase one. I am looking for a Titanium Winkeyless version. Not really interested in silver or winkey versions. I will pay fair market value for the KMAC. KMAC can be assembled or unassembled, and priced accordingly. Switch type and LED colors do not matter.
I also have a few things that may be of interest for a trade:
A. Like new in box HHKB Pro JP with blue printed Topre JIS keyset.
B. New CCnG keyset with 10-keypad and Tsangan kit add-ons.
C. Other keyboard related items
Reasons why you should sell/trade me your KMAC:
1. I'm a nice guy. Seriously, ask around if you don't know me.
2. I will only use the KMAC for good, never evil.
3. I will remember you in my will.
4. Generations of my progeny will sing songs of praise about you.
5. (Most important) I will donate an amount equal to the purchase price/trade value of the KMAC to Geekhack.
Edit: If the seller is primarily a member of another forum (Deskthority, KBDMania, OTD), I would be willing to split the donation amount at their request.
Update: I am purchasing a KMAC from jrockroll. Thanks everyone for your support! Donation to Geekhack pending.