Do you really want a spruced-up Tamagotchi to be your girlfriend?
I'm guessing some of you would answer a resound yes?
Ray, everybody here would bang a keyboard senseless and god only knows what we would do to a super model F.
Too many keycaps lack a proper house. Too many space bars are inverted. Too many things are given away for free and not earned.
The economy is going to ****. Clacks and various goods are being manipulated like currency.
Sexual deviancy is running rampant through the streets of geekhack. I think you should run for president on a platform of sexual normalcy.
