Fingerprint anti-theft memory keyboard for 50 shipped

[berserkfan]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Das-Keyboard-Model-S-Ultimate-Cherry-MX-Blue-/281515399073?pt=PCA_Mice_Trackballs&hash=item418ba017a1#viTabs_0

This guy will help you store the fingerprints of every person who has ever touched it. It's the perfect security device for your desk! Only $50 shipped at current bid.

[Evo_Spec]

i didn't even look at the link so i was very confused when the Das popped up lol

[Binge]

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maxwelcomputers (3 )
66.7% Positive feedback

[dorkvader]

i didn't even look at the link so i was very confused when the Das popped up lol

the glossy finish is very fingerprint prone.

[jwaz]

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maxwelcomputers (3 )
66.7% Positive feedback

Won't ship item, won't refund money   a***e ( 364Teal star icon for feedback score in between 100 to 499)     During past year
Follow-up by a***e (Dec-22-13 07:26):
Misunderstanding, I wish I could change feedback, Honest Seller!!! All my fault
    Sony PlayStation 4 (Latest Model)- 500 GB Jet Black Console (#281228754157)

[Evo_Spec]

i didn't even look at the link so i was very confused when the Das popped up lol

the glossy finish is very fingerprint prone.

Haha yeah it took a second but i did get it.

[berserkfan]

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maxwelcomputers (3 )
66.7% Positive feedback

Won't ship item, won't refund money   a***e ( 364Teal star icon for feedback score in between 100 to 499)     During past year
Follow-up by a***e (Dec-22-13 07:26):
Misunderstanding, I wish I could change feedback, Honest Seller!!! All my fault
    Sony PlayStation 4 (Latest Model)- 500 GB Jet Black Console (#281228754157)

Hehheh, I hope most people understand that this is half-serious post from a window shopper who will never buy a DAS.

In any case most DAS fanatics will be happy for something this cheap. Nowadays Ebay/Paypal have pretty good buyer protections. I don't think that feedback is a problem when claim filing is so easy.