I can't stand needles or pills, I have a smaller than average throat, so pill swallowing is hard...
I have a funny story about needles though. In the army we have these morphine pens which look like this:
![](http://www.meridianmeds.com/sites/default/files/pen-text3.jpg)
You take it out of it's hermetically sealed bag, and this is what you are greeted with. The red end is removable. So, any normal person would think, remove the red cap, apply to skin, push purple end, give morphine. But no.
For some reason, the purple end is the needle-deploying end, and one guy in my unit needed to give morphine to a person who actually needed it. In the the heat of the moment, he forgot the saying "Purpley pointy dangerous end", and did as I stated above. No sooner had he done that, a 4cm needle appears through his thumb, giving his nail a nice coating of morphine.
Unfortunately this meant that he didn't get much of it, and it hurt a lot.
Moral of the story; pay attention to stupid sayings.