Sarkozy's latest offer, a $400 keyboard

[berserkfan]

The former president of France is now peddling keyboards. Like many French made things, it is expensive, stylish, and not exactly described with perfect English.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-104m-Mechanical-Gaming-Mechanical-Keyboard-104-Keys-USB2-0-PBT-keycaps-gray-/301597496858?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item46389c961a

[engicoder]

The former president of France is now peddling keyboards. Like many French made things, it is expensive, stylish, and not exactly described with perfect English.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-104m-Mechanical-Gaming-Mechanical-Keyboard-104-Keys-USB2-0-PBT-keycaps-gray-/301597496858?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item46389c961a

He has to support that mistress somehow...

[berserkfan]

That can't be. With a wife like Carla Bruni, it is very hard to find a more attractive mistress.

[chyros]

That can't be. With a wife like Carla Bruni, it is very hard to find a more attractive mistress.

That's not the point. The point is being unfaithful. It's a bit like a national sport .

[berserkfan]

That can't be. With a wife like Carla Bruni, it is very hard to find a more attractive mistress.

That's not the point. The point is being unfaithful. It's a bit like a national sport .

This reminds me of the time when Hugh Grant was caught with a hideous looking prostitute when he was dating Liz Hurley.

But really, some men are ridiculous.

[azhdar]

That can't be. With a wife like Carla Bruni, it is very hard to find a more attractive mistress.

That's not the point. The point is being unfaithful. It's a bit like a national sport .

I was about to say please don't disrespect my country but then I rememeber that you are godamn right, they all got caught at some point.

[berserkfan]

I was about to say please don't disrespect my country but then I rememeber that you are godamn right, they all got caught at some point.

Azhdar, no need to feel sad that some UKkie (Chyros) is dissing your country.


I'll rather eat stinky cheeses and snails than participate in some of the Englishman's weird sports http://www.telegraph.co.uk/expat/expatpicturegalleries/10068206/Weird-and-wacky-British-sports.html?frame=2567546

Bog snorkeling, cheese chasing, ugly face making, conker conking...

BTW if they call you froggies you can always call them ukkies (ookies).

[azhdar]

Can't be offended by lower countries /s
btw ate stinky cheese with baguette for lunch was perfect, french_life_4_life.

[engicoder]

I've never been to France, but my mother took 6 years of French in school here and spent 6 months in French immersion program at college where the dorm she lived in spoke nothing but French. When my father was stationed in Germany and they visited France, my mother asked a man for directions in her best French and the man relied in English, "Madam, youe accent is atrocious!", and walked away. Things may have changed since the 60's 

[Elrick]

This reminds me of the time when Hugh Grant was caught with a hideous looking prostitute when he was dating Liz Hurley.

She was hired to do certain things for Hugh, that Liz Hurley would never do in her lifetime.  In the end we men all need that special pro willing to satisfy our unique perversions  .

[zombimuncha]

Mmmmmmmmm stinky cheese!