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32 rolls of TP for $13
« on: Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:28:29 »
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:29:44 »
how many tissues is that?

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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:31:02 »
Quote from: trizkut on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:29:44
how many tissues is that?

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The formula has been discovered already.

1 tp = 4 tissue

Therefore, 32ct double roll (or 64 ct roll) equals 256 tissues.
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:31:51 »
Enough for June Mama for 1 weekend of beans and weenies!

Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:31:02

The formula has been discovered already.

1 tp = 4 tissue

Therefore, 32ct double roll (or 64 ct roll) equals 256 tissues.

damn son, your math game = too strong
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:24:55 »
Quote from: tjcaustin on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:31:02
Quote from: trizkut on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:29:44
how many tissues is that?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The formula has been discovered already.

1 tp = 4 tissue

Therefore, 32ct double roll (or 64 ct roll) equals 256 tissues.

So THAT'S what his name means!
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 04 August 2015, 04:35:43 »
Quote from: trizkut on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:29:44
how many tissues is that?

Tissue? I don't even know you.
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 04 August 2015, 16:36:42 »
So? Anything special about it? I usually buy 64-roll packs (8 8-packs) of tp for around $13.
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 04 August 2015, 16:40:31 »
Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 04 August 2015, 16:36:42
So? Anything special about it? I usually buy 64-roll packs (8 8-packs) of tp for around $13.

Not sure what you boys use over there in Swiss-Land, but here in America, we only use the top of the line TP from our local southern cotton fields. :p
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 04 August 2015, 17:11:04 »
Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:24:55
So THAT'S what his name means!

Are you just now figuring that out?

I buy the "mega" rolls because I don't like having to change them so often.

And don't say that it's because I'm full of ****, I use TP for tissue, too, if I am up and about.

A tissue costs around a cent, while TP is barely over 1/3 cent per square, for top-shelf quality.
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 04 August 2015, 18:30:21 »
A few weeks ago I was in the supermarket and someone in front of me had a bunch of TP rolls in their basket. I then consciously realised that he intended to wipe his ****-stained arse with it at some point.

I think I might've overthunk the situation a wee bit there xD .
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:18:16 »
Quote from: chyros on Tue, 04 August 2015, 18:30:21
A few weeks ago I was in the supermarket and someone in front of me had a bunch of TP rolls in their basket. I then consciously realised that he intended to wipe his ****-stained arse with it at some point.

I think I might've overthunk the situation a wee bit there xD .

You can't think about stuff like that.  You will wind up in the loony bin :D
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:31:05 »
Quote from: Touch_It on Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:18:16
Quote from: chyros on Tue, 04 August 2015, 18:30:21
A few weeks ago I was in the supermarket and someone in front of me had a bunch of TP rolls in their basket. I then consciously realised that he intended to wipe his ****-stained arse with it at some point.

I think I might've overthunk the situation a wee bit there xD .

You can't think about stuff like that.  You will wind up in the loony bin :D
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 16:34:16 »
In b4 tp
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 17:06:44 »
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That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 17:25:20 »
omg

this is literally a tp thread... and tp4 still hasn't posted in it...
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tp thread is tp thread
Sometimes it's like he accidentally makes a thread instead of a google search.

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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 18:02:55 »
Maybe he's buying some?
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 18:27:01 »
Damn TP, out of all the threads you decide not to post in...I'm ashamed & sad.  :'( Maybe you're too busy with your new CAT6A cable, haha.
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 18:38:13 »
Probably out hunting watermelons again.
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Re: 32 rolls of TP for $13
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 05 August 2015, 18:54:06 »
Is TP4 the real Gene Harrogate?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suttree
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That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
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