Author Topic: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween  (Read 2877 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Joey Quinn

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 4544
  • Location: Houghton
  • "..."
Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 16:43:47 »
So in the past I've been told I look a bit like Jack Gleeson.

112681-0

For halloween this year I want to try and dress like Joffrey at his wedding.



Anyone have any ideas as to how I could pull it off? I really don't want to spend a ton but I don't want some party store Joffrey costume.
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

Offline katushkin

  • Too Keycool for School
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 3669
  • Location: Birmingham - Not Alabama
  • Just the guy
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 16:45:38 »
>Find Natalie Dormer
>Marry her
>???
>Profit
Can we get them to build the Alps ten feet higher and get Cherry to pay for it?
Katushkin's Clearout | Twitter | Steam | Instagram| Discord - katushkin

Offline noisyturtle

  • * Exalted Elder
  • Posts: 6432
  • comfortably numb
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 16:46:31 »
Just make sure you include a crossbow.

Offline Joey Quinn

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 4544
  • Location: Houghton
  • "..."
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 16:46:33 »
>Find Natalie Dormer
>Marry her
>???
>Profit

Funny enough I have a friend who looks a bit like her. Now I just need to convince Jess to coordinate costumes with me.
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

Offline Air tree

  • Better late than never ^-^
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 2206
  • Location: Satellite Beach, FL
  • Formerly not demik
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 16:49:11 »
Just act like the biggest ******* and you are good to go.  :p

Offline noisyturtle

  • * Exalted Elder
  • Posts: 6432
  • comfortably numb
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 16:52:34 »
Just act like the biggest ******* and you are good to go.  :p

This fan art always makes me chuckle:

Offline katushkin

  • Too Keycool for School
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 3669
  • Location: Birmingham - Not Alabama
  • Just the guy
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:00:21 »
>Find Natalie Dormer
>Marry her
>???
>Profit

Funny enough I have a friend who looks a bit like her. Now I just need to convince Jess to coordinate costumes with me.

I need you to introduce me to her. Or pictures. Or something.


I love Natalie Dormer...  :-X
Can we get them to build the Alps ten feet higher and get Cherry to pay for it?
Katushkin's Clearout | Twitter | Steam | Instagram| Discord - katushkin

Offline scubaste

  • Posts: 332
  • Location: Tennessee
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:03:42 »
I'm not sure what to suggest to help, but I think this is a killer idea and if you pull it off you just might make the internet go bananas.

Offline katushkin

  • Too Keycool for School
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 3669
  • Location: Birmingham - Not Alabama
  • Just the guy
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:09:53 »
But in all seriousness, I would say go to a thrift store for the jacket. You will probably have to make the crown. Go to an interior design place or something to try and get some sort of off cut for the sash. Black skinny jeans for the trousers, and then the boots you may have to see if you have any friends who ride horses.
Can we get them to build the Alps ten feet higher and get Cherry to pay for it?
Katushkin's Clearout | Twitter | Steam | Instagram| Discord - katushkin

Offline nubbinator

  • Dabbler Supreme
  • * Maker
  • Posts: 8658
  • Location: Orange County, CA
  • Model M "connoisseur"
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:13:40 »
>Find Natalie Dormer
>Marry her
>???
>Profit

Funny enough I have a friend who looks a bit like her. Now I just need to convince Jess to coordinate costumes with me.

I need you to introduce me to her. Or pictures. Or something.


I love Natalie Dormer...  :-X

She looks like she had a stroke with that smile, but she's hot AF.

Offline katushkin

  • Too Keycool for School
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 3669
  • Location: Birmingham - Not Alabama
  • Just the guy
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:16:03 »
She looks like she had a stroke with that smile, but she's hot AF.

Stroke or no, yes please. She is great in The Tudors as well.
Can we get them to build the Alps ten feet higher and get Cherry to pay for it?
Katushkin's Clearout | Twitter | Steam | Instagram| Discord - katushkin

Offline Joey Quinn

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 4544
  • Location: Houghton
  • "..."
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:17:51 »
But in all seriousness, I would say go to a thrift store for the jacket. You will probably have to make the crown. Go to an interior design place or something to try and get some sort of off cut for the sash. Black skinny jeans for the trousers, and then the boots you may have to see if you have any friends who ride horses.

The jeans are a great idea, same with the sash.

I had thought about the thrift store but I've never seen anything like that in one.  :-X
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

Offline Joey Quinn

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 4544
  • Location: Houghton
  • "..."
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:18:59 »
She looks like she had a stroke with that smile, but she's hot AF.

Stroke or no, yes please. She is great in The Tudors as well.

Can confirm, hot AF.
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

Offline katushkin

  • Too Keycool for School
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 3669
  • Location: Birmingham - Not Alabama
  • Just the guy
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:29:09 »
She looks like she had a stroke with that smile, but she's hot AF.

Stroke or no, yes please. She is great in The Tudors as well.

Can confirm, hot AF.

Yeahhhhh, I'm going to need to see your friend to make a comparison.
Can we get them to build the Alps ten feet higher and get Cherry to pay for it?
Katushkin's Clearout | Twitter | Steam | Instagram| Discord - katushkin

Offline Joey Quinn

  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 4544
  • Location: Houghton
  • "..."
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:31:33 »
She looks like she had a stroke with that smile, but she's hot AF.

Stroke or no, yes please. She is great in The Tudors as well.

Can confirm, hot AF.

Yeahhhhh, I'm going to need to see your friend to make a comparison.

Maybe if she coordinates costumes with me you will.  :p
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

Offline FreeCopy

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 667
  • Location: AZ, US
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 17:49:01 »
Maybe a store that sells Renaissance or medieval clothing? It's usually pretty expensive though.
Here's a replica crown: http://www.valyriansteel.com/shop/swords/joffrey-crown/prod_57.html
Keyboards
More
Poker II | Leopold fc500r | Bolt Modded M 1391401 x2 08NOV90 - 19NOV90 | FK-2001 White Alps Clones | Filco MJ2 104Bolt Modded SSK 1391472 27JUL87 | Winkeyless B.87 TKL | MiniVan GateReds 62g

Offline calvinhousecat

  • Posts: 444
  • Location: Some Beach, US
Re: Help make JQ Joffrey for Halloween
« Reply #16 on: Sat, 03 October 2015, 19:30:14 »
I think all you need is just a crown and a make shift cloakish/cape.

But man, you really do look like Joffrey  :eek: