So I ordered a Chicony keyboard with white ALPS on eBay, and guess what? The guy sent me the WRONG KEYBOARD! He sent me a crappy rubber dome one, and now I have to pay for the return shipping so I can send it back. Now wouldn't that tick you off?
On a better note, the guy did refund my money, which I used to buy an IBM Model M. I don't think I can go wrong with an IBM Model M.