Okay, here goes nothing. I've been asked for a review for Bromono (little did he know his mistake at the time) and I'm honored. I've never actually reviewed a beer before outside of my circle of friends. You know, the usual "Hey this beer is delicious, this beer is turr-ible". So here goes my first attempt at an actual review of beer. We'll see how it goes. Full disclosure--I'm writing this during the drinking of the Heretic and I underestimated how strong the first two were. Damn, son. I didn't grab a Pliny, because most people have tasted it and those that haven't can read reviews on it from much more reliable sources than me. Oh, and also my methodology for this was to open the first two nearly simultaneously and enjoy a glass of the first and then a glass of the second and then back and forth so I could taste differences between the two.
The Setup:I decided to do this down at the kitchen table and enjoy some counter-strike at the same time. I could've done this whole shebang on my desktop but this is a nicer room and I get a constant reminder that it's raining out and I shouldn't be doing anything more productive with my life. The idea what to pick two other double IPAs to drink with the pFriem in order to prime my palate. Pretentious, right? But I don't want to taste toothpaste when I taste a beer I may never taste again! I chose the Heretic and the Drake's because I'm sure that I like both of them. That was my impression at the time, at least.
The Beers In All Their GloryThe Hamm's Goblet is older than I am and I love it. I have about seven or eight and they're great. They give meaning to the saying, "16oz curls". Damn these things are heavy. And they aren't even 16 ounces. But the pFriem Bromono sent recommends a goblet so here I am! I bet they were thinking of this goblet in particular, right? Here's the first beer!
Drake's HopacalypseLiterally as I was working on this I got sniped by nubs
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) such is life. I chose it because it provides an amazing base for what a double IPA should taste like. Although I noticed that when you taste it fresh on draft it's even better. Hit me up nubs
I know a place that isn't San Leandro. It's great. Very strong, very hoppy, almost zero metallic taste on the finish. And I definitely hit some hints of citrus every time I drink it. It's solid as hell, although if you aren't used to doubles stay the hell away. The bitter finish is long and strong. You'll find yourself having another sip before the finish has tailed off simply because you want some more citrus. If I hadn't been accustomed to the taste of strong beers I wouldn't be willing to drink it (and hell, I had a highly thought-of bourbon stout recently and hated it, so clearly I'm not an aficionado). it's a great beer. Drake's IPA and 1500 are actually my go-to six packs.
My Overall ScoreProbably an 8.5/10
Love the beer, but it's a baseline for a reason. It doesn't quite realize its potential. I personally couldn't find as many citrus notes as Nubs. But is is more than solid: It's a wonderful beer and I love it for a reason.
As a bonus, here's His Holiness, Popener John Paul II, bought in Rome right near the Vatican back when I was younger(and when he was still alive):
Let's move on to the main show, shall we?
pFriem Double IPADamn. Seriously, damn. I actually had to take notes for this beer.
I have never experienced a double with this kind of flavor to it. It's sweet!? Seriously, what the ****. How do you get 9.0 percent out of a beer that tastes like tropical fruit, while still being so clearly an IPA. And it isn't like this is a grapefruit sculpin. There's nothing fruity about this beer when you open that bottle and take a long sniff. I got so much guava when I took that first sip. And who actually agrees with tasting notes on a bottle? In this case I do. I taste papaya. Incroyable. There is an incredible amount of fruit on this beer. I mean, I was trying to pick apart this beer because what can really measure put to what we have in the Bay, but I couldn't. Literally the only fault I found with the beer was that it has (sorry to borrow wine terminology) a very, very short finish. It all falls away to a metallic finish after not much time at all. I got that coppery after taste that so many IPAs have after they run out of hops. In this case all it did was make me want to drink more, because it was such a different experience, but usually that's a detriment to the beer. If I get too used to it it could be an issue. Instead the only issue was that I finished the bottle even faster than I would have expected.
My overall score9.5/10
I've never experienced an IPA that allowed such a sweet-fruit flavor while still staying true to being an IPA. Don't let the not-perfect score fool you, I've had grail beers and hundreds of other styles and I absolutely rank this in my top ten. It's an amazing beer that endeavors to put flavor in a double that I've never seen before and it blew me away. If you take the nose of this beer in and then take a sip you'll won't be able to believe your nose again. It smells like hops and delivers Costa Rica. Never mind that Costa Rica actually only has Imperial
Quick thoughts on the HereticTo be perfectly up front I've had contact with their beer since they were a tiny brewery. And I love them, although not as much as Henhouse. I've met the master brewer, etc.
That being said. I truly dislike their beers. To me they seem to be pulling a Stone Brewing of Northern California beer. This one is immediately full of metal. There is far too much copper for a decent double IPA. I mean, the whole art in making a double IPA is that you can find a way to mitigate the metallic taste of concentrated hops. I think that new breweries are better off tackling and finding their own way around common brews. That doesn't mean that it isn't worth drinking. I just think that compared to breweries like Russian River and Drake's, it's very difficult to compete when they've had decades to experiment.
Overall Rating:It's a good beer, but it's just not ready to be with the other two. There's nothing subtle about it. It's just hops and fermentation and presents itself as such. And in my mind the only art to making an amazing double IPA is making sure it's subtle. Otherwise it tastes like an overdone IPA.
6/10The saddest picture. Empty bottles!
I unfortunately finished this content in a day and I'm questioning that decision at this point, but I also can't think of any obligations today so why the hell not. If you guys have suggestions for my reviews let me know. Bromono I hope you enjoyed it. Your beer was incredible. Let me know if you want anything else from around here. I have some interesting beers ready for you.