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Offline nubbinator

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RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« on: Thu, 02 June 2016, 19:46:34 »
WANT TO PIMP SOMETHING ON THE FORUM BUT DON'T WANT IT TO LOOK COMPLETELY LIKE SPAM?  ARE YOU SEEKING VALIDATION AND APPROVAL BY OTHERS?  DO YOU HATE ANNOYING POPUPS AND SIDEBAR ADS BUT ARE FINE WITH FLASHING GIF AVATARS AND GAUDY SIGNATURES? 

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, MY SIGNATURE (CURRENTLY SPONSORED BY TAPATIO, EL YUCATECO, AND VALENTINA) CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $50 A MONTH.

WHAT DO YOU GET WITH THAT PRICE?  AN ANNOYING SIGNATURE THAT WILL APPEAR THROUGHOUT THE FORUM AND KNOWLEDGE THAT ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO KEEPING AWAY THE DREADED >>DEALS<< BUTTON.

FOR RENTAL QUESTIONS OR TO BOOK SPACE PLEASE EMAIL ME AT THISISNTREALLYMYEMAILADDRESSBUTIMUSINGITANYWAYS@AOL.COM

Offline slickmamba

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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 02 June 2016, 19:47:37 »
WANT TO PIMP SOMETHING ON THE FORUM BUT DON'T WANT IT TO LOOK COMPLETELY LIKE SPAM?  ARE YOU SEEKING VALIDATION AND APPROVAL BY OTHERS?  DO YOU HATE ANNOYING POPUPS AND SIDEBAR ADS BUT ARE FINE WITH FLASHING GIF AVATARS AND GAUDY SIGNATURES? 

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, MY SIGNATURE (CURRENTLY SPONSORED BY TAPATIO, EL YUCATECO, AND VALENTINA) CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $50 A MONTH.

WHAT DO YOU GET WITH THAT PRICE?  AN ANNOYING SIGNATURE THAT WILL APPEAR THROUGHOUT THE FORUM AND KNOWLEDGE THAT ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO KEEPING AWAY THE DREADED >>DEALS<< BUTTON.

FOR RENTAL QUESTIONS OR TO BOOK SPACE PLEASE EMAIL ME AT THISISNTREALLYMYEMAILADDRESSBUTIMUSINGITANYWAYS@AOL.COM

I'll give you 40$ for putting up my house flipping tutorial book on your sig. 
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Offline appleonama

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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 02 June 2016, 19:55:47 »
pesos right?

Offline iri

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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 02 June 2016, 20:01:47 »
Tapatio has a good logo but might be better with some work on its brand font.
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Offline katushkin

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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 02 June 2016, 20:07:30 »
Tapatio has a good logo but might be better with some work on its brand font.

I thought tapatio was the app demik uses to post on GH from his phone.
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Offline Suembeaux

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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #5 on: Fri, 03 June 2016, 01:00:54 »
Everyone knows Cholula is the alpha Spanish hot sauce.
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Offline FrostyToast

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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:00:48 »
I have some amazing deals for geekhack users that I think will really help out the community.
I need the signature to be a psychedelic animated banner gif spanning your entire signature space and, due to memory restrictions, also spanning across multiple gifs.
I really want people to take notice of these amazing deals and this seems like the best method.
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Offline Photekq

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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:10:56 »
I'll give you $5 to make your signature the same as mine. Actual offer.
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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:12:46 »
I'll give you $5 to make your signature the same as mine. Actual offer.

If you pay nubbinator to have him put that signature in his own...
Is that what they call false advertising?
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Re: RENT MY SIGNATURE SPACE
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:17:25 »
Whoa ho, an AOL email. This guy means business
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