Next time, you guys ought to meet in nearby Fairfield, OH—the home of
Jungle Jim's, the most incredible shopping experience in the Midwest! (Well, after Mall of America, but that's way up in Minnesota.)
Besides all their special parties and festivals and stuff, Jungle Jim's has porta-potties that are actually the entrances to their modern, state-of-the-art restrooms:
It's such a funny idea, they were chosen
America's Best Restrooms in 2007. That'd be enough of a reason for me to, er, go.