What's even better is the iBM pod:
These would be the options on an iBM pod pad thing:
* Learn how to order some useless technical manuals
* Browse our impressive patent portfolio
* Use some extremely outdated, proprietary, awkward & badly designed software
* Upgrade advisor - learn how much more money you must spend on hardware to run our next OS revision
* Visit our website and sift through tons of general information webpages trying to find information on something specific that no one else in the world has ever attempted
* Help (were working on it) (coming soon) (that means in the next decade) (maybe) (in the meantime you might feel better if you purchase some useless technical manuals)
* Become a partner, pay us a bunch of money and we'll send you a big box of useless CDs every month
* View a short demo (4 hours) of us telling you about our great services and how you can benefit by sending us more money
* View testimonials of other people telling you iBM made them better people by sending us more money
* Update tour device name (Since this device didn't sell very well, we must change the name in a lame marketing attempt to change perception of this product)