Folks, honestly, this thread was dead after 5 pages. The only reason we're at page 27 right now is because of KL's incessent (and utterly incomprehensible) trolling. I'm amazed to see so many people try to reason with him when he's so obviously not interested in reason.
KL, man, you're the new MW! More power to ya.
For now I'm taking the unprecedented step of closing my own thread. Why? Because if KL posts another obama pic in here, I'll have to have butt sex with him for 5 years and then strangle him. And while I might enjoy that (and hell, maybe he will too), I'd hate to put my GH friends through that again.
So as for the rest of you, may I offer you one of many other impossible threads here at geekhack this evening? There is the palestine-israel thread for your arguing pleasure, always a good candidate. There is the alternate energy thread of course, something about rare earth minerals posted there recently, might want to check it out. There is our classic Religion thread (50+ pages!) that I understand has been resurrected recently. And I understand the Islam thread hasnt been touched for 4 whole days, might want to make a contribution there.
I'd like to suggest these further topics, for any enterprising arguers to open in a new thread:
--female circumcision: beloved tradition or male oppression?
--Hitler: misunderstood artist or single-testicled sociopath?
--Kashmir: pakistan occupied cesspool or Indian occupied cesspool?
--Tibet: cultural genocide or actual genocide?
...and many more. We've got impossible topics galore and for each one there will be a KL standing by to take youse all on.
Or why not just head on over to kishy's song of the week thread and enjoy some music? Perhaps discuss kurt cobain suicide theories?
I hear Jessica Alba's boobs are the main topic in the Facebook Movie thread. Fascinating!