Author Topic: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online... (Read 4886 times)

panda-R · « **on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:27:40 »

So imma going to the states to pick up some junk and like I need to find some more junk to make my trip worthwhile. I've been scouring the amazon but have yet to find anything or cheap dat i really want. Can anyone help? I'm really easily persuaded to buy useless things or useless in the sense that I have no use for it.

Lpb45 · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:34:47 »

Here are a couple.

Urine Therapy - what else can be said
http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Fountain-Complete-Guide-Therapy/dp/0963209159/ref=cm_lmf_tit_1

Toilet mini golf - Amazing

http://www.thefartmachine.com/potty-putter.htm

Lighted slippers - only $129.99

http://www.bimbambanana.com/index.php?p=gadgets&side=visProd&prod_id=266

And a Tiger costume because I wanna see a Panda dressed up as a Tiger

http://www.costumeexpress.com/Frosted-Flakes-Tony-the-Tiger-Adult-Costume/68731/ProductDetail.aspx?REF=SCE-CEnextag

keyboardlover · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:37:11 »

Which coast? Come visit KL!

mr_a500 · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 12:51:41 »

I hear they make pretty good guns in the US.

mr_a500 · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 13:00:03 »

I don't pronounce it the way they recommend.

mr_a500 · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 13:04:11 »

Edit: unkind comment removed :wink:

Lpb45 · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 13:16:22 »

Say it, POO - KET, Dont ask me why??? lol wtf?

panda-R · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 13:47:18 »

I demand the sauce!

Ekaros · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 14:03:36 »

Quote from: ripster;313403

Mang Son didn't offer me any sauce.

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Looks good, can I have some too?

RiGS · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 14:48:29 »

Quote from: Ekaros;313408

Looks good, can I have some too?

I want it Italian style.

panda-R · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 15:06:12 »

I don't know why all my threads go off topic so much! WHY WHY WHY can't i has the serious topic!!

Ekaros · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 15:13:43 »

Quote from: panda-R;313441

I don't know why all my threads go off topic so much! WHY WHY WHY can't i has the serious topic!!

Previous track record?

Or is this forum filled with derailing trolls?

panda-R · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 15:14:37 »

Quote from: Ekaros;313445

Previous track record?

Or is this forum filled with derailing trolls?

i dun get it.

J888www · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 15:20:10 »

If you're passign through New York, I selling the Brooklyn Bridge, care to make me a good offer ?
I'll even throw in free gift wrapping for you to take home.

panda-R · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 16:46:29 »

Quote from: J888www;313450

If you're passign through New York, I selling the Brooklyn Bridge, care to make me a good offer ?
I'll even throw in free gift wrapping for you to take home.

sorry but brooklyn bridge is not luxurious enough for my high standards. if you throw in a fake LV wallet and some fake Gucci purses I will consider your offer. Thanks!

RiGS · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 19:16:05 »

It is funny that prostitution is legal in Hungary, but advertising it is illegal.
However there are a lot of ads on masseuse.

panda-R · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 19:42:08 »

since noone has taken my please for help seriously I am going to go with ripsters option of testing the licensed massuesessesses.

panda-R · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 17 March 2011, 20:03:34 »

i eat the gerbils before i cross the border, then i poop them out after then i raise them up to become guinea pigs and then eat them.

however I have decided to buy some Sennheiser HD650's since they're so dam expensive up here in Transnistria.

woody · « **Reply #18 on:** Fri, 18 March 2011, 06:29:25 »

I heard Panda's are rich, so they can get this.

panda-R · « **Reply #19 on:** Fri, 18 March 2011, 10:03:40 »

Quote from: woody;313827

I heard Panda's are rich, so they can get this.

thats pretty nice! i think i will get one.

panda-R · « **Reply #20 on:** Fri, 18 March 2011, 11:05:33 »

Quote from: ripster;313934

HD650s will allow you to FEEL THE BEAT!

Or you could save money and stick tactile transducers to your nipples.

I am hoping to feel da beat such that I considered the Denon D5000's for awhile, I hope da HD650's will satsify me sexually that I don't need to try da D5000's.

The problem with ur tactile transducer solution is that you need nipples for it to work. I lost mine in a freak accident attempting to mate with a koala while I was visiting the australian outback in search of dingo hookers.

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Author Topic: HELP! Going to the U S of A and need to find stuff to buy online... (Read 4886 times)

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