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Offline Phaedrus2129

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u speak engrish prees?
« on: Sun, 27 March 2011, 18:47:28 »
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The "Love Wang X. ARMOR U9BL" the outside of the "condom" stripped, as shown to open the black box, "Love Wang X. ARMOR U9BL" to lie on that, either you learn about in the end, of course, has long been impatient to play with the keyboard turned out some of the ~ "Love Wang X. ARMOR U9BL" mechanical keyboard border skin class of the surface coating design used, except with the feel similar to human skin, providing a nice feel, but in the gloss is also different from the entry-level products.

http://www.aliexpress.com/product-fm/432377208-Xarmor-U9-black-shaft-upgrade-wholesalers.html


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Offline BucklingSpring

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« Reply #1 on: Sun, 27 March 2011, 19:10:00 »
Sounds like a cheap automated translation
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Offline quadibloc

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« Reply #2 on: Mon, 28 March 2011, 00:17:32 »
I suppose that's one way to make keyboards sexier...

Offline Lanx

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« Reply #3 on: Mon, 28 March 2011, 09:11:33 »
yea translation by computer, if you have to translate for 10 languages can't hire a guy per language, just feed through the computer and pdf it out.

Offline 8_INCH_FLOPPY

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« Reply #4 on: Mon, 28 March 2011, 14:09:45 »
With that kind result, I don't see why they bothered at all...
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Offline Daniel Beaver

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« Reply #5 on: Mon, 28 March 2011, 14:18:37 »
Gah, why can't they pay someone a few dollars to revise the translations on the packaging? For all the investment put into a venture, you would think that would be a worthwhile expense.

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Offline REVENGE

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« Reply #6 on: Mon, 28 March 2011, 15:12:59 »
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Gah, why can't they pay someone a few dollars to revise the translations on the packaging? For all the investment put into a venture, you would think that would be a worthwhile expense.

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Offline strum4h

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« Reply #7 on: Tue, 29 March 2011, 04:21:36 »
I dont know about you but I always keep my keyboards in condoms.
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Offline nathanscribe

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« Reply #8 on: Tue, 29 March 2011, 05:51:31 »
Wang?  Condom?  I don't know about anywhere else in the world, but round here 'wang' is highly appropriate slang.
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« Reply #9 on: Tue, 29 March 2011, 15:12:37 »
Quote from: nathanscribe;320534
Wang?  Condom?  I don't know about anywhere else in the world, but round here 'wang' is highly appropriate slang.
But on the other hand, it's an innocent surname in China.

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