Author Topic: How do i get feces out of my keyboard (story inside) (Read 41754 times)

Tony · « **Reply #50 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 03:40:34 »

Such ****load topics makes geekhack forum interesting. A bit stinky forum, though.

pitashen · « **Reply #51 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 03:41:26 »

plz don't bump this thread up. Leave it alone. THX

WhiteFireDragon · « **Reply #52 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 04:22:18 »

Quote from: LEGITBALLIN;482036

Ok, so i use my computer naked and when i was playing starcraft i had to poop really bad but i finished the game, at that point i couldn't hold it and when i turned around and accidently pooped on my keyboard its diareah so i don't really know how to clean it up because it is not a solid piece. PLEASE HELP I AM SERIOUS!!!!!!

use reverse psychology, so that means poop on it some more. but if that doesn't work, just eat your keyboard

REVENGE · « **Reply #53 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 04:25:44 »

Two Chicks, One Keyboard

mbc · « **Reply #54 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 06:33:34 »

So i have to make sure never to buy a keyboard from you.

BTW: TOO MUCH INFORMATION

FinancialWar · « **Reply #55 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 07:19:21 »

picture please.

shrap · « **Reply #56 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 13:44:00 »

Well thank you for guaranteeing I will never buy any more used keyboards, from anyone anywhere.

scriz · « **Reply #57 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 13:47:38 »

Quote from: bavman;482046

Use pee

x2

mmmty · « **Reply #58 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 13:48:35 »

Quote from: shrap;483948

Well thank you for guaranteeing I will never buy any more used keyboards, from anyone anywhere.

Must have no-poop guarantee.

NorrisB · « **Reply #59 on:** Sat, 07 January 2012, 22:16:15 »

sounds like you had a crappie day

Tony · « **Reply #60 on:** Sat, 07 January 2012, 23:13:56 »

OP did not do anything, he's telling stories and hope his imagination will be entered into wiki by ripster.

Noppoo sales department will be proud.

KillerBee · « **Reply #61 on:** Sat, 07 January 2012, 23:33:11 »

Spray that sucker with WD40 then wash the keyboard with no keys on

REVENGE · « **Reply #62 on:** Sun, 08 January 2012, 01:41:51 »

Riposte at OCN and Hard, then link us.

NorrisB · « **Reply #63 on:** Sun, 08 January 2012, 01:50:39 »

This is why you dont buy a Noppoo keyboard

keyboardlover · « **Reply #64 on:** Sun, 08 January 2012, 12:47:10 »

Are you still selling it? I think I found a potential buyer.

Deverica Wolf · « **Reply #65 on:** Sun, 08 January 2012, 16:02:10 »

Troll has done job well.

Soarer · « **Reply #66 on:** Sun, 08 January 2012, 16:40:08 »

Butt does it ring?

keyboardlover · « **Reply #67 on:** Sun, 08 January 2012, 16:50:45 »

Just goes to show, you should NEVER TKL your browns.

Oqsy · « **Reply #68 on:** Mon, 09 January 2012, 20:46:21 »

Quote from: pitashen;483676

plz don't bump this thread up. Leave it alone. THX

But didn't yr post... Ohhh i c

HolidaySHRIMP · « **Reply #69 on:** Thu, 12 January 2012, 18:57:11 »

Almost as my epic as my pissing incident on my XIM3. haha

http://www.xim3.com/community/index.php?topic=11873.0

HolidaySHRIMP · « **Reply #70 on:** Thu, 12 January 2012, 20:57:09 »

Dude you beat my high score when I pissed on my XIM3. haha

http://www.xim3.com/community/index.php?topic=11873.0

qwxc · « **Reply #71 on:** Sun, 15 January 2012, 14:47:42 »

Quote from: ripster;486072

This one was MUCH funnier.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/esooj/how_do_you_clean_jizz_out_of_a_laptop_keyboard/

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11890&title=r.-kellys-piss-on-you-music

Agreed, that one was actually funy, this is just sad

Deverica Wolf · « **Reply #72 on:** Sun, 15 January 2012, 16:13:07 »

Poop thread is not dying. What the poop is going on with geekhack?! :peep:

Lusit · « **Reply #73 on:** Sun, 15 January 2012, 18:26:53 »

Why would you play Starcraft naked? That just seems like a recipe for disaster.

Deverica Wolf · « **Reply #74 on:** Sun, 15 January 2012, 21:19:01 »

Now don't put naked down. I am naked right now. Naked is fun.

[video=youtube;H0gPlQP63VQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0gPlQP63VQ[/video]

The_Ed · « **Reply #75 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 02:33:50 »

I once saw a picture YEARS ago of a keyboard with a WHOLE TURD on it! The caption said that it was his pissed off roommate that did it while he was away. I have no idea anymore as to whether or not it was mechanical though.

The_Ed · « **Reply #76 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 02:44:16 »

[video=youtube;onZczlPRZNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZczlPRZNc[/video]

Kamikaze K · « **Reply #77 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 02:59:36 »

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA nice one! Made me laugh. :painkiller:

dirge · « **Reply #78 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 09:47:19 »

If your a naked starcraft player, invest in a butt plug.

Sounds like you were playing a 'RANK'ed match.

REVENGE · « **Reply #79 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 11:29:32 »

It gets rid of the Ping.

1391406 · « **Reply #80 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 11:32:58 »

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.

thebilgerat · « **Reply #81 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 12:34:11 »

brings new meaning to "topre fart"

REVENGE · « **Reply #82 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 15:06:56 »

Biatch.

The_Ed · « **Reply #83 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 15:17:02 »

I just wish "somebody" could find that roommate turd keyboard picture. Though it was probably deleted a decade or so ago...

Heres what sombody's Ex's cat did to their keyboard instead.

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thebilgerat · « **Reply #84 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 16:26:08 »

I'd rather have a satan cat than another logitech board.

Supertoaster · « **Reply #85 on:** Fri, 24 February 2012, 16:36:07 »

Well, It looks like this is one ****ty keyboard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0L2KnT9oXs

MyNameIsFinn · « **Reply #86 on:** Fri, 06 April 2012, 22:22:16 »

REVIVED

The_Ed · « **Reply #87 on:** Fri, 06 April 2012, 23:20:23 »

Finding pictures of ****ty keyboards is hard...

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I found a second picture of a keyboard waffle maker!

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REVENGE · « **Reply #88 on:** Fri, 06 April 2012, 23:26:07 »

I think I've had enough of this crap. :closed_2:

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Author Topic: How do i get feces out of my keyboard (story inside) (Read 41754 times)