Just buy a new one from Unicomp.
Choice of shapes, sizes, and colors, native USB plug, no muss, no fuss.
Warranty, etc.
Yes, it will take a C-note, but then you get years of secure, trouble-free typing.
PS - glad to be back. a few weeks of detox probably helped me a lot. and, besides, I wrecked my C:\ drive about the same time geekhack.org evaporated. I feel like a new/old man.