Rowdy, you can't seriously let Ray beat you to 10k posts! Just saying. Chop chop!
Rowdy has entirely too much posting skill for me to compete with.
Half the time I'm amazed at the stuff I post, and once or twice I've found myself wishing I could do posts like that.
Then I look at the reflection in the monitor and see myself staring owlishly back at me in the semi-gloom.
"What are you staring at!?" I ask, somewhat abruptly.
Quite naturally there is no response.
A stare-off usually ensues, at the end of which I blink and the reflection blinks simultaneously, making it yet another draw.
These sessions do not often end well.