I would post my pets, but they keep ripping out of the brown paper and the delivery man won't accept 'north pole' as a delivery address. Yes, ok, just kidding... mostly.
Here's some spoiled lazy furry gits that let us live with them....
Ellie the mad dog. Barks at anything that steps on her territory. Unfortunately she thinks her territory is the nearest 3 counties.
Some of the brood. L-R is Noel, Dolly, Hatshepsut (Hattie) and Bonnie. They are all over 14 now, all spoiled.
Koshka. She is the mother of the 3 black ones in the previous picture. She is about 15, and an evil minded bond villain who will stop at nothing to get what she wants.
This is Wotan, he was a stray that visited us for 3 years to be fed, hissing and complaining all the way. Now resident indoors for the last 18 months. Both ears shredded and one eye gone, he's huge but clearly can't fight worth a crap.
The menagerie has been bigger, at one time it was 15 cats, 6 is a little more manageable.