Congrats to all the winners! I'll be over here banging my head against a wall for being AFK at precisely the wrong moment.
Better to be afk than my situation on mobile today.
"Quick! Load the page!
Browser: "huh? What? Page request?"
sigh... grumble...
"Ok. Let's see. "
sigh...
"Where are my glasses? Ah! Here they are."
Grumbling...
"Ok. Alright. Ok... So what did you need? Oh. Yeah. Page request."
Clicking... sigh...
"Alright. Sent. I'll let you know when it comes through."
Land back.
"Anything else?"