tesla seems like more of a hall effect kind of guy to me.
jimmy carter seems like a topre guy. i see him with a full realforce variable colored white.
president george w bush couldnt use a german or japanese designed switch since it wasnt made in 'murica. so probably some crap scissor switch board.
president clinton seems like a model m guy to me but at the same time this is too basic for him. he has some swagger so it has to at least have clacks. not sure though...
Julius Caesar obviously uses a datamancer.
Jesus Christ would use a very simple board with a beige case. perhaps a ssk with Aramaic legends?
barack obama seems to me like he would use a black hhkb. no flair, no clacks, just stock.
Vladimir Putin uses the original space cadet board.
andre the giant would use a omron switch board special made for his huge sausage fingers.
kim il sung, kim jong il, and kim jong un all use a DPRK issued mech that has capacitive blood switches. these switches are special as they require the cupped rubber (which is actually the skin of political dissidents) and blood of an imperialist for the signal to reach the kimseey contoller. also they only work on windows '95 and use a serial port cable.
ghdafi had a solid gold 86u realforce board with uniform 55g switches. he got it to match his ak-47
i can keep going but i need to get back to work.