So I ordered various parts to set up a new computer for the wife, all of which arrived normally via USPS, FedEx, and UPS; I've just put it together and it's sitting in the basement.
However, I ordered a surge protector with a long cord and a tower stand two weekends ago from a seller on eBay, which he shipped via DHL. I patiently waited the last two weeks for this run-of-the-mill package sent within the continental US, but now that the computer is together and I have nothing here long enough to plug it in from where it needs to be, I'm pissed.
The package needed to travel from Nevada to Illinois, and looking at the tracking now, I see that the only progress it has made is to Compton, California! Not only has it not reached me, but it is actually further away than when it was shipped!
I have the day off work and was waiting to surprise the wife with her new computer when she got home, but now I'm going to have to hide it somewhere and we'll just sit here all weekend while the package sits in California. You suck, DHL.