I cannot speak Korean.
I am too happy to be good, bad or grumpy cop.
But I can offer to collect all the fake CCs (and equivalent genuine ones for comparison) and keep them safe here and never sell or give them to anyone else.
Umm, sorry no. Absolutely under no circumstances will anyone be allowed to take home any fake Clacks. I omitted mentioning that kmiller8's most important job will be to destroy all confiscated counterfeit merchandise. (he has the technique, the experience, and the technology.) So absolutely no fake Clacks will be allowed to survive. No member of the team will be allowed to keep any fakes as souvenirs, mementos or keepsakes. That is the one absolute rule. Breaking this rule will result in termination, with extreme prejudice.
Well, I have so many volunteers, it will be a really great trip! We just need our funding to come through.
Until then, I have drawn up a mission briefing: most of you will be posing as a group of extremely rich, but rather stupid American keyboard enthusiasts looking to buy exotic and illegal keycaps. I will be posing as an international jet-setter, bon vivant and racanteur, who is also a super-spy and and assassin. (IRL, I look like Jason Statham, but a bit more handsome. Also, Jason is a bit older than me.) The main group will distract our prey, while I infiltrate their lair. I will be captured, of course, and most likely seduced by a beautiful woman, and then later tortured, but just before I am about to die, demik will burst in and rescue me. We will defeat the bad guys, confiscate the Clacks, and kmiller8 will destroy them in an environmentally friendly way. TJ will bring his pitchforks and torches, organize our main group into an angry mob, and set upon the counterfeiters and slap them silly. Teaching them, beyond doubt, that crime doesn't pay.