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Offline FinancialWar

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How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 00:00:45 »
I have only 16,606 days left until I die!

http://www.death-clock.org/

Good thing is that after I die, there will be one less person post crap on the internet.
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 00:08:39 »
You know, you can decide to stop posting crap before your death. I believe in you.

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 01:22:38 »
I have only 16,606 days left until I die!

http://www.death-clock.org/

Good thing is that after I die, there will be one less person post crap on the internet.
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Dude, this is keyboard forum. ;)
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 05:29:54 »
another retarded topic and oh, surprise, same author.
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 06:15:04 »
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 06:22:46 »
I have a feeling you'll have significantly less
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 07:05:57 »
I have only 16,606 days left until I die!

No you don't. You have exactly 37 days, 2 hours and 15 minutes. I've had a tip that you've been targeted for a drone strike - something about illegally downloading movies.

(with "Homeland Security" becoming inexplicably connected to movie copyright, we knew something like this could happen)

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 07:25:03 »
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 07:42:02 »
This thread is highly illogical.

If we all knew exactly when we were going to die, our knowledge of the specific time and place would almost guarantee that we will avoid that place at that specific time. Meaning, you actually won't die when/where you're supposed to anyways.

Not to mention the fact that accurately predicting ones death is impossible to begin with, but I figured that part was just common sense...
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 10:10:25 »
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 11:57:06 »
another retarded topic and oh, surprise, same author.

So edgy. This is Off Topic, home of off topic stuff, strangely.

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 12:05:14 »
This thread is highly illogical.

If we all knew exactly when we were going to die, our knowledge of the specific time and place would almost guarantee that we will avoid that place at that specific time. Meaning, you actually won't die when/where you're supposed to anyways.

Not to mention the fact that accurately predicting ones death is impossible to begin with, but I figured that part was just common sense...

Unless you live in a Greek tragedy, in which case the act of trying to avoid your death will actually cause your death.  The 'ol ironic death.  Those Greeks.
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 12:17:15 »
This thread is highly illogical.

If we all knew exactly when we were going to die, our knowledge of the specific time and place would almost guarantee that we will avoid that place at that specific time. Meaning, you actually won't die when/where you're supposed to anyways.

Not to mention the fact that accurately predicting ones death is impossible to begin with, but I figured that part was just common sense...

Unless you live in a Greek tragedy, in which case the act of trying to avoid your death will actually cause your death.  The 'ol ironic death.  Those Greeks.

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Sometimes it's like he accidentally makes a thread instead of a google search.

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 12:41:08 »
How many days until you leave?
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 12:49:17 »
How many days until you leave?

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 12:49:52 »
How many days until you leave?
#SHOTSFIRED
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 12:57:02 »
another retarded topic and oh, surprise, same author.

So edgy. This is Off Topic, home of off topic stuff, strangely.

16, 554
Still less edgy than this:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54639.0
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 13:00:32 »
another retarded topic and oh, surprise, same author.

So edgy. This is Off Topic, home of off topic stuff, strangely.

16, 554
Still less edgy than this:
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54639.0
Oh god, I never got to see how that ended  :eek:

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 14:53:05 »
Can you get an insurance or something to cover you in case the site prediction fails ?

Offline FinancialWar

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 16:14:13 »
memento mori...

yes you can always get insurance to cover your death.
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #20 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 20:26:03 »
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #21 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 20:29:27 »
This thread is highly illogical.

If we all knew exactly when we were going to die, our knowledge of the specific time and place would almost guarantee that we will avoid that place at that specific time. Meaning, you actually won't die when/where you're supposed to anyways.

Not to mention the fact that accurately predicting ones death is impossible to begin with, but I figured that part was just common sense...

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #22 on: Mon, 24 February 2014, 22:10:39 »
This thread is highly illogical.

If we all knew exactly when we were going to die, our knowledge of the specific time and place would almost guarantee that we will avoid that place at that specific time. Meaning, you actually won't die when/where you're supposed to anyways.

Not to mention the fact that accurately predicting ones death is impossible to begin with, but I figured that part was just common sense...
You should read the book machine of death, it's really interesting.

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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #23 on: Tue, 25 February 2014, 02:44:24 »
http://www.keysleft.com/


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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #24 on: Tue, 25 February 2014, 02:57:21 »
http://www.keysleft.com/


I CHOOSE NOT TO KNOW!!  :p
3spooks5me, I can't do it   :'(
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Re: How many days do you have left until you DIE?
« Reply #25 on: Thu, 27 February 2014, 12:21:42 »
"You will live 93 years"? Yeah sure. :-\