As the title states, I want me some Blue Alps. I've tried Cream, which were pretty decent, tried Blacks and Whites, both of which made me question why life was worth living, and tried Greens, which made me recognize there is still beauty in this world, but still need some Blue Alps loving. I have cash (not a ton), a cinn Ironman, wood handled key cap pullers, other random stuff and non-sexual favors (for the most part) I can give for them.