Author Topic: What's the most disgusting thing you spilled on your keyboard? (Read 2481 times)

Pacifist · « **on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:56:10 »

title says it all

All I ever spilled was some hot sauce on a g80-11900

rowdy · « **Reply #1 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:02:38 »

The only thing I've spilled on a keyboard was a few drops of coffee on my first Ducky Shine (MX blue). I had two sticky switches for a couple of weeks, but all good now.

nubbinator · « **Reply #2 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:10:46 »

Not jizz. Definitely not that.

Honestly, the worst thing I've ever spilled on a keyboard was not my seed but some beer or some curry sauce from a Thai curry. Maybe some snot from a violent sneeze. I may eat near my keyboard, but I try to keep things out of the spill zone and only in the barely splash zone.

PunkxRonin · « **Reply #3 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:12:41 »

Beer. Not that gross at first but when it dried out (even after cleaning the board) It had that sour hops smell that lasted for a long time.

lightsout714 · « **Reply #4 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:34:36 »

Uh oh. Someone's going to post that one thread lol. You guys know the one. I think the guy has Vtec in his name.

thesentinel · « **Reply #5 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:09:18 »

What's grosser? Semen or blood?

suby4me · « **Reply #6 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:20:07 »

a cup of coffee and probably aerosols from me coughing or sneezing

rowdy · « **Reply #7 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:25:05 »

Quote from: thesentinel on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:09:18

What's grosser? Semen or blood?

Yes.

Novus · « **Reply #8 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:27:21 »

Quote from: thesentinel on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:09:18

What's grosser? Semen or blood?

Why stick to one when you can have both

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #9 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13 »

Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

ferociousfingerings · « **Reply #10 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:43:32 »

Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:25:05

Quote from: thesentinel on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:09:18
What's grosser? Semen or blood?

Yes.

Official legit "lol."

My next choice of response might have been the obvious "why not both?"

But i think we actually do have both, in this case: semen and blood are simultaneously grosser than each other! It's some kind of paradox...

NakedElephant · « **Reply #11 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:44:31 »

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13

Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

You'd make a good Republican although there's only one god and I'm pretty sure he isn't a keyboard.

Novus · « **Reply #12 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:45:53 »

Quote from: ferociousfingerings on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:43:32

Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:25:05
Quote from: thesentinel on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:09:18
What's grosser? Semen or blood?

Yes.

Official legit "lol."

My next choice of response might have been the obvious "why not both?"

But i think we actually do have both, in this case: semen and blood are simultaneously grosser than each other! It's some kind of paradox...

You know unless ... well I'll let you imagine the scenario.
It involves two computer science nerds who love each other very much and are working late. It's very likely one is overweight, wears glasses, and has freckles.

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #13 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:46:29 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:44:31

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

You'd make a good Republican although there's only one god and I'm pretty sure he isn't a keyboard.

I believe in one god but keyboards are holy to me

Pacifist · « **Reply #14 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:55:51 »

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13

Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

tgi fridays hot wings. I drown dem wings in the sauce. Wing hit the board. Luckily nothing got past the caps, but the caps got hit pretty hard.

hwood34 · « **Reply #15 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:59:02 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:44:31

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

You'd make a good Republican although there's only one god and I'm pretty sure he isn't a keyboard.

Satan

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #16 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:59:09 »

Quote from: Pacifist on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:55:51

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

tgi fridays hot wings. I drown dem wings in the sauce. Wing hit the board. Luckily nothing got past the caps, but the caps got hit pretty hard.

God damn it man, you were eating wings caked with sauce, OVER your keyboard?

jonathanyu · « **Reply #17 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:00:04 »

orange juice and soy milk within a minute. That's the worst thing that you can imagine

Pacifist · « **Reply #18 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:00:51 »

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:59:09

Quote from: Pacifist on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:55:51
Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

tgi fridays hot wings. I drown dem wings in the sauce. Wing hit the board. Luckily nothing got past the caps, but the caps got hit pretty hard.

God damn it man, you were eating wings caked with sauce, OVER your keyboard?

Well not over. Like 6 inches away. Stupid wing flew

Photekq · « **Reply #19 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:02:20 »

I spilled ketchup all over my G80-2000 earlier today. I think I broke it actually. Very sad.

I just went to put it on my chips (fries), but I missed and spilled it all over the G80. I just couldn't stop squeezing either. It was completely drenched by the end.

Pacifist · « **Reply #20 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:03:43 »

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:02:20

I spilled ketchup all over my G80-2000 earlier today. I think I broke it actually. Very sad.

I just went to put it on my chips (fries), but I missed and spilled it all over the G80. I just couldn't stop squeezing either. It was completely drenched by the end.

Oh god

and a g80-2000 at that.

jmolino · « **Reply #21 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:04:02 »

Quote from: Pacifist on Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:56:10

title says it all
"What's the worst thing you ever spilled on your keyboard?"

I got the winner: my entire spitoon (a styrofoam cup full) of chew spit from about a week's worth! Even I thought it was disgusting and I chew the crap! (well almost quit...)

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #22 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:05:46 »

Quote from: Pacifist on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:03:43

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:02:20
I spilled ketchup all over my G80-2000 earlier today. I think I broke it actually. Very sad.

I just went to put it on my chips (fries), but I missed and spilled it all over the G80. I just couldn't stop squeezing either. It was completely drenched by the end.

Oh god

and a g80-2000 at that.

He showed me a pic earlier, absolute nightmare

Quote from: jmolino on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:04:02

I got the winner: my entire spitoon (a styrofoam cup full) of chew spit from about a week's worth! Even I thought it was disgusting and I chew the crap! (well almost quit...)

Jesus this is the actual winner

noisyturtle · « **Reply #23 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:11:49 »

well, ummm.... you know.. my seed

katushkin · « **Reply #24 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:16:44 »

I had a coughing fit last week with a mouth full of coffee all over my white caps. Luckily I only sprayed a few drops.

rowdy · « **Reply #25 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:17:35 »

Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:16:44

I had a coughing fit last week with a mouth full of coffee all over my white caps. Luckily I only sprayed a few drops.

Thought you were going to say a mouthful of phlegm for a moment.

Coffee is better.

katushkin · « **Reply #26 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:18:33 »

Quote from: rowdy on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:17:35

Thought you were going to say a mouthful of phlegm for a moment.

Coffee is better.

Yeah, that would have been a lot worse. But my bright whites still looked worse for wear afterwards.

Novus · « **Reply #27 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:19:53 »

Tobacco ash.
I've never actually done spilled it though.

katushkin · « **Reply #28 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:20:50 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:19:53

Tobacco ash.
I've never actually done spilled it though.

Oh yeah, done that too on my old BW, not hot or anything, but it still makes you sigh and start taking caps off to get it all out

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #29 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:03 »

this is the absolute closest that a drink will get to my keyboard

off my desk and a few feet a way

Pacifist · « **Reply #30 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:25:10 »

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:03

Show Image

this is the absolute closest that a drink will get to my keyboard

off my desk and a few feet a way

never knew you rocked a SSK

So you get up to take a drink? :eek:

NakedElephant · « **Reply #31 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:25:33 »

Why does your **** have two ends?

Photekq · « **Reply #32 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:29:09 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:25:33

Why does your **** have two ends?

Haha. That's a funny joke, friend.

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #33 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:29:52 »

Quote from: Pacifist on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:25:10

never knew you rocked a SSK

So you get up to take a drink?

yes.. no food/drink near my boards

NakedElephant · « **Reply #34 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:33:03 »

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:29:09

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:25:33
Why does your **** have two ends?
Haha. That's a funny joke, friend.

TYVM.
Speaking of which your avatar looks like a weird penis.

Photekq · « **Reply #35 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:39:21 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:33:03

Speaking of which your avatar looks like a weird penis.

Strange, I hadn't noticed that before. I can see what you're saying, but I think the facial features and the blanket do set it apart from a penis.

nubbinator · « **Reply #36 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:39:37 »

Novus · « **Reply #37 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:41:07 »

0This is a pretty cool thread

Pacifist · « **Reply #38 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:48:22 »

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:39:21

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:33:03
Speaking of which your avatar looks like a weird penis.
Strange, I hadn't noticed that before. I can see what you're saying, but I think the facial features and the blanket do set it apart from a penis.

What is it anyways?

Photekq · « **Reply #39 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:48:57 »

Comfy guy

paicrai · « **Reply #40 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 06:00:30 »

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13

Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

dubs become a real mang plz

Kagusaki Wolf · « **Reply #41 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 06:14:22 »

Quote from: jmolino on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:04:02

Quote from: Pacifist on Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:56:10
title says it all
"What's the worst thing you ever spilled on your keyboard?"
I got the winner: my entire spitoon (a styrofoam cup full) of chew spit from about a week's worth! Even I thought it was disgusting and I chew the crap! (well almost quit...)

I accidently drank from a spittoon when I was trying to grab my cup of soda at my comp. Nothing funner than gulping down week old chew spit ._.

As for spilling, luckily nothing spilt on any of my keyboards but I had a pet rat that peed on one when I let him run around the room

Fragil1ty · « **Reply #42 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 08:01:27 »

Quote from: Pacifist on Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:56:10

title says it all

All I ever spilled was some hot sauce on a g80-11900

Never split anything on my beloved keyboards.

dem feels.

jmolino · « **Reply #43 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 08:48:31 »

Quote

I accidentally drank from a spittoon when I was trying to grab my cup of soda at my comp. Nothing

Extremely Gross - read w/ caution! I once left my spitter in the middle section of the truck in a water bottle.... my wife not knowing thought it was water and before I could say anything started to drink! OMG needless to say she practically puked and surprisingly did not divorce me... she now knows better and I'm more careful.

1996 Ford Taurus · « **Reply #44 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:30:54 »

One time my cat crapped on my keyboard. I threw it in the garbage.

berserkfan · « **Reply #45 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 12:18:42 »

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:03

Show Image

this is the absolute closest that a drink will get to my keyboard

off my desk and a few feet a way

You have an SSK. That's not the same as a $5 rubber dome. It even looks almost industrial because of the lighting. Now if I or anyone bought a NIB industrial SSK, I would be incredibly careful with it.

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #46 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 18:02:03 »

Quote from: berserkfan on Sun, 25 May 2014, 12:18:42

You have an SSK. That's not the same as a $5 rubber dome. It even looks almost industrial because of the lighting. Now if I or anyone bought a NIB industrial SSK, I would be incredibly careful with it.

It is 100% a regular ssk

I have the same personal rule for all my keyboards

davkol · « **Reply #47 on:** Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:31:36 »

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=25632
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/esooj/how_do_you_clean_jizz_out_of_a_laptop_keyboard/

Seriously though, just tap water. I don't drink anything but tap water and tea anyway.

davkol · « **Reply #48 on:** Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:32:07 »

Quote from: 1996 Ford Taurus on Sun, 25 May 2014, 11:30:54

One time my cat crapped on my keyboard. I threw it in the garbage.

Poor cat.

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #49 on:** Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:33:23 »

Fountain pen ink. J. Herbin Vert Empire to be exact.

I was refilling a pen and accidentally dropped a pen nib down on my SSK. Drew some green lines on it. I managed to clean it all up (hooray for water based inks!) but for a moment I just facepalmed.

esoomenona · « **Reply #50 on:** Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:44:20 »

Quote from: davkol on Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:31:36

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/esooj/how_do_you_clean_jizz_out_of_a_laptop_keyboard/

Quote from: davkol on Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:31:36

esooj/how_do_you_clean_jizz_out_of_a_laptop_keyboard/

Quote from: davkol on Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:31:36

esooj/how_do_you_clean_jizz

Quote from: davkol on Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:31:36

esooj

Backwards?

jmolino · « **Reply #51 on:** Tue, 27 May 2014, 22:49:32 »

^ this truly sounds more disgusting than the chewspit...

dgreekstallion · « **Reply #52 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 00:29:54 »

An adult beverage that was made with vodka... I have since learned my lesson.

bueller · « **Reply #53 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 00:47:43 »

ITT: people I'm never buying a keyboard off haha

mouse.the.lucky.dog · « **Reply #54 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 05:34:21 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:44:31

Quote from: Dubsgalore on Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:40:13
Nothing because I don't eat/drink/jerk off near my desk because keyboards are holy

Pac how the **** did you spill hot sauce on your ****ing keyboard

You'd make a good Republican although there's only one god and I'm pretty sure he isn't a keyboard.

And the angels had keyboards even before they had wings.

mouse.the.lucky.dog · « **Reply #55 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 05:46:18 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Tue, 27 May 2014, 13:33:23

Fountain pen ink. J. Herbin Vert Empire to be exact.

I was refilling a pen and accidentally dropped a pen nib down on my SSK. Drew some green lines on it. I managed to clean it all up (hooray for water based inks!) but for a moment I just facepalmed.

What brand and model of pen?
Did the nib survive?
Hope it wasn't Private Reserve ink. That stuff will stain like the ****ens.

mouse.the.lucky.dog · « **Reply #56 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 05:59:09 »

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=25632.0

I notice there are not any messages in the thread from "he who must not be named". Though I thought I remembered some.

Findecanor · « **Reply #57 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 07:47:30 »

Am I the only one who has never spilled liquids on a keyboard? I have been using computers since Christmas '88 when I got my first as a kid, longer than some of you have been alive.
I drink coffee and other beverages next to my computer all the time, but I usually place the coffee cup on the other side of the mouse pad.

esoomenona · « **Reply #58 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 07:53:33 »

Quote from: Findecanor on Wed, 28 May 2014, 07:47:30

Am I the only one who has never spilled liquids on a keyboard? I have been using computers since Christmas '88 when I got my first as a kid, longer than some of you have been alive.
I drink coffee and other beverages next to my computer all the time, but I usually place the coffee cup on the other side of the mouse pad.

Murphy's law. Of course, it's not saying that it will happen to everyone, but once liquids are introduced to an area with a keyboard, someone somewhere will spill it.

JaccoW · « **Reply #59 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 08:12:44 »

Toenails

Sissy · « **Reply #60 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 09:16:48 »

Many years ago I woke up with a glass of orange Juice and Vodka in my keyboard.

gir489 · « **Reply #61 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 10:06:15 »

I worked at a repair shop, and the worst thing I ever saw spilled on a keyboard was urine.

Urine is actually very sterile, but its acidity and yellow, that it ate through the keyboard membrane and started to seep on to the PCB.

Nothing grosses me out though. I've seen semen, blood, urine, beer, puss, spit, bile, vomit on keyboards before. I just usually grade it by how bad it ruins the keyboard.

The worst thing I ever got in the shop, though was cockroach filled XBOXs and PS3s. Those were the ****ing worst. ****ing trash from Baltimore City coming to the county wanting their garbage fixed, and they bring that trash with them.

I usually take them out back and fire bomb the unit, then if they want it back, they have to pay the extermination fee, which is $200 + the cost of the materials I had to use for the fire bomb + the cost of proper disposal of a Biohazard + HAZMAT removal of the firebomb. Which totals around somewhere near $540. They usually say no and just never come back.

OnTheBrink · « **Reply #62 on:** Wed, 28 May 2014, 10:13:12 »

Lol, this thread is making me second guess buying a used board from the class fields. Now I know why EK has their "unsanitary" policy on returns, lol.

Most disgusting thing I've dropped on my board would probably be tomatoe sauce. I was eating a bowl of pasta and one missed my mouth and fell on the board. I'm pretty OCD about my boards, so I had to remove all the caps and do a full cleaning with a toothbrush and q-tips.

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Author Topic: What's the most disgusting thing you spilled on your keyboard? (Read 2481 times)