So... you bought a keyboard for $50, thought it was broken, got a refund, kept the keyboard (because it’s too much of a pain to ship back and forth for the seller to want a potentially broken one back), then figured out it wasn’t actually broken, and now are bragging about how lucky you are now that you got a “free” $50 item at the seller’s expense. Is that right?
But anyone who criticizes this whole arrangement is trying to “parent” you, when they should be getting excited?
Gotta say, I’m not too impressed.
On the upside, you have a promising career ahead of you as an investment banker.