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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #50 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:02:00 »
I think this whole thread is a ploy by the wyfe to get a custom title.

Oh wow.  Up until this moment I thought you started this thread...

:facepalm:

Like demik said, we ARE one.

I do echo the sentiments of the OP, though. I have also needed the "lulz" and "feelz" this forum has provided in the last month or so. BADLY.
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #51 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:35:44 »
a) discovered the fountain of youth
b) are a vampire
c) are a teenage girl
d) all of the above

Sorry to disappoint. Here I am when Nixon was president:

Citizens United violates the essence of what made America a great country in its political system. Now it’s just an oligarchy, with unlimited political bribery being the essence of getting the nominations for president or to elect the president.
So now we’ve just seen a complete subversion of our political system as a payoff to major contributors, who want and expect and sometimes get favors for themselves after the election’s over.”
- Jimmy Carter 2015

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #52 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:37:35 »
a) discovered the fountain of youth
b) are a vampire
c) are a teenage girl
d) all of the above

Sorry to disappoint. Here I am when Nixon was president:



You a good lookin' man. And I want some of what you were smoking when you chose that particular bowtie.
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #53 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:37:38 »
* CPTBadAss Googles when Truman and Nixon were presidents.

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #54 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:39:57 »
a) discovered the fountain of youth
b) are a vampire
c) are a teenage girl
d) all of the above

Sorry to disappoint. Here I am when Nixon was president:
you said when nixon was president not when dinosaurs walked the earth
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #55 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:41:13 »
* iri Looks up who are Truman and Nixon
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #56 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 09:43:36 »
* iri Looks up who are Truman and Nixon

Sorry, Stalin and Brezhnev.
Citizens United violates the essence of what made America a great country in its political system. Now it’s just an oligarchy, with unlimited political bribery being the essence of getting the nominations for president or to elect the president.
So now we’ve just seen a complete subversion of our political system as a payoff to major contributors, who want and expect and sometimes get favors for themselves after the election’s over.”
- Jimmy Carter 2015

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #57 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:09:16 »
finally, relevant people! makes a lot more sense!
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #58 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:20:28 »
finally, relevant people! makes a lot more sense!

PS - I don't have to look this stuff up. Either I know it, or actually remember it. That's what happens, sonny.

I cringe when my daughter calls things from the 1990s "old" ....
Citizens United violates the essence of what made America a great country in its political system. Now it’s just an oligarchy, with unlimited political bribery being the essence of getting the nominations for president or to elect the president.
So now we’ve just seen a complete subversion of our political system as a payoff to major contributors, who want and expect and sometimes get favors for themselves after the election’s over.”
- Jimmy Carter 2015

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #59 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 10:59:36 »
i remember gorbachev's times. not that those are the fond memories.
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #60 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 11:26:34 »
Did fohat come into an OT thread and send it way off course?

Welcome the club of bad boys, old man!
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #61 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 11:42:14 »
I'm taco rich. Time to outbid 3love of all clacks.
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #62 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 11:43:39 »
Is taco rich more or less than Oprah rich?

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #63 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 11:44:55 »
I'm taco rich. Time to outbid 3love of all clacks.

You get free clacks because everyone loves you. Why the ****ing hell does everyone love you? Greatest mystery of GH aside from tp4's true identity (I still think Bill Gates).
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #64 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 12:08:33 »
Is taco rich more or less than Oprah rich?

Depends on if it's Taco Bell taco rich or The Brentwood taco rich.

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #65 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 12:33:26 »
Is taco rich more or less than Oprah rich?

YOU GET A TACO AND YOU GET A TACO WE ALL GET A TACO.
I'm taco rich. Time to outbid 3love of all clacks.

You get free clacks because everyone loves you. Why the ****ing hell does everyone love you? Greatest mystery of GH aside from tp4's true identity (I still think Bill Gates).

Hater *****es marry hater ninjas and have hater kids
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #66 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 12:53:47 »
Is taco rich more or less than Oprah rich?

YOU GET A TACO AND YOU GET A TACO WE ALL GET A TACO.


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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #69 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 13:28:44 »
I'm scared of crabs.
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #70 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 13:41:54 »
Something something std joke
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #71 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 13:46:35 »
Something something std joke

Oh. Not those. I'm forreal scared of crabs. Something about their creepy faces.
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #72 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 13:48:51 »
Something something std joke




Something something std joke

Oh. Not those. I'm forreal scared of crabs. Something about their creepy faces.

I was going to say that the eyes on that grab is freaking nasty. I also have been mega clamped by a crab once... blood and crazy swollen finger, and everything... doesn't help that the tip of its claw was right on my finger tip... puncturing the skin... It wouldn't let go so I had to tear its arm off from its body... it was a difficult situation. Was a decent sized Blue Crab too...

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #73 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:02:06 »
Is taco rich more or less than Oprah rich?

Do you even have to ask?


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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #74 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:07:30 »
why are you guys hating on crabs?


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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #75 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:15:00 »
Do they make a steamer big enough for those legs?

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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #76 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:22:02 »
Do they make a steamer big enough for those legs?

thats an odd pick up line
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Re: Thank you off topic people and moderators!
« Reply #77 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 23:45:07 »
Do they make a steamer big enough for those legs?

thats an odd pick up line

I dig it.