Its a trick. The authorities in your local area will recieve a tip off just before the keyboard is delivered if you win. They will wait for you to pick up the package from the post office before arresting you good old fashioned swat style. You will wonder what the hell is going on. A smart ass cop with a long history of getting a little bit 'heavy' with people will walk into the interogation room. There he will throw down what appears to be a keyboard. Upon closer inspection you realise it is only shaped like a keyboard. Instead in front of tou lies grade A, 100% pure Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen. Disco ****. Pure as the driven snow.
The cop then places a note on the table, you pick it up and all you see is...
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