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Offline HPE1000

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Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:55:44 »
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:57:57 »
I don't even need to click on that link to know it is terrible.
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:58:22 »
The most interesting thing to me about that keyboard is the name... :-X
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:59:15 »
Quote from: Zapheo on Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:58:22
The most interesting thing to me about that keyboard is the name... :-X
What is wrong with it?
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:59:54 »
Gotta love the handfeel!
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 21:02:20 »
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 21:02:49 »
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Offline Zapheo

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 21:06:12 »
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 21:45:23 »
So it's jizz- *and* water-proof? I guess that'll be useful for those late lonely nights...
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Offline FrostyToast

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 21:54:49 »
I guess I found my new "beater" board.
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 21:59:45 »
Quote from: FrostyToast on Sat, 16 January 2016, 21:54:49
I guess I found my new "beater" board.

yeah no more need to worry about splash  :rolleyes:
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 22:00:29 »
Quote from: HPE1000 on Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:59:15
Quote from: Zapheo on Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:58:22
The most interesting thing to me about that keyboard is the name... :-X
What is wrong with it?

It means something that you may or may not want to look up.

Anyways, it isn't mechanical, so I'm not sure why they're claiming it to be. It's a rubber dome, which makes given that mechanical switches aren't waterproof AFAIK.

Also, backlit but not the keys.. kind of odd.
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 22:01:56 »
How many metres is it rated for jizzwater resistance?
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 16 January 2016, 22:02:31 »
Quote from: Altis on Sat, 16 January 2016, 22:00:29
Quote from: HPE1000 on Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:59:15
Quote from: Zapheo on Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:58:22
The most interesting thing to me about that keyboard is the name... :-X
What is wrong with it?

It means something that you may or may not want to look up.

Anyways, it isn't mechanical, so I'm not sure why they're claiming it to be. It's a rubber dome, which makes given that mechanical switches aren't waterproof AFAIK.

Also, backlit but not the keys.. kind of odd.
I'm not serious  ;)

Quote from: FrostyToast on Sat, 16 January 2016, 21:54:49
I guess I found my new "beater" board.
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Offline Bucake

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 00:21:19 »
finally it is here! all these years i waited for a keyboard that i can take with me on my scubadiving experiences
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #15 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 00:23:13 »
Quote from: Bucake on Sun, 17 January 2016, 00:21:19
finally it is here! all these years i waited for a keyboard that i can take with me on my scubadiving experiences

Let me know if you can still hear the clicking underwater.
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #16 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 02:34:08 »
I can see absolutely no reason why a waterproof keyboard  would be necessary.
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #17 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 02:40:31 »
Quote from: Vadisi on Sun, 17 January 2016, 02:34:08
I can see absolutely no reason why a waterproof keyboard  would be necessary.

Industrial/commercial applications for example in a food service environment where the person taking an order may have been cleaning and have wet hands. For those inclined to drink at their battle station. This has happened to me twice my fault for drinking at keyboard but still there is an application.

What about a kiosk which provides communal internet? Like the unsupervised ones in shopping centres?

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #18 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 03:23:40 »
Quote from: fanpeople on Sun, 17 January 2016, 02:40:31
Quote from: Vadisi on Sun, 17 January 2016, 02:34:08
I can see absolutely no reason why a waterproof keyboard  would be necessary.

Industrial/commercial applications for example in a food service environment where the person taking an order may have been cleaning and have wet hands. For those inclined to drink at their battle station. This has happened to me twice my fault for drinking at keyboard but still there is an application.

What about a kiosk which provides communal internet? Like the unsupervised ones in shopping centres?

It would be nice to have a keyboard you can drown in disinfectant in that kind of environment lol
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #19 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 03:40:54 »
Quote from: HPE1000 on Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:59:15
Quote from: Zapheo on Sat, 16 January 2016, 20:58:22
The most interesting thing to me about that keyboard is the name... :-X
What is wrong with it?

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #20 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 03:44:47 »
my endgame board right here
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Offline jaffers

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #21 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 03:52:21 »
sorry this switch type doesnt really get me going
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Offline Rhedone

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #22 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 04:12:21 »
Quote from: Bucake on Sun, 17 January 2016, 00:21:19
finally it is here! all these years i waited for a keyboard that i can take with me on my scubadiving experiences
Looking forward to your review, be sure to try in both salt and fresh water for comparison.
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Offline klennkellon

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #23 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 05:30:16 »
A waterproof keyboard named Jizz from a website called Banggood, was it designed by 14 year olds?
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #24 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 05:37:31 »
Quote from: klennkellon on Sun, 17 January 2016, 05:30:16
A waterproof keyboard named Jizz from a website called Banggood, was it designed by 14 year olds?

banggood jizz Lol

oh man thats gold
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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #25 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 09:25:41 »
I assumed that you were going to show the one that has been my oft-posted laughingstock for the last couple of years:

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Re: Jizz Waterproof Keyboard
« Reply #26 on: Sun, 17 January 2016, 09:39:42 »


Interesting! I'm curious what the inside looks like
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