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Offline specw4r

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Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 05:30:12 »
Bongiorno, molto graz, I am, a specw4r, a professore il tutti quanti.. I a love a the keyboard, and I a love a the mouse.
I come here because I a love a to push the buttons many times, 100+ in my life..
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.
I a thank you to come here with me to join in apprehension of the keyboard.
I am a the expert not very much.. I a welcome a you here too   :)

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 06:06:21 »
hi looks like we have a language barrier issue  :'(

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 06:15:28 »
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

hi looks like we have a language barrier issue  :'(

I'm pretty sure he said his wife was cheating on him until he bought her a mechanical keyboard.

EDIT: Made it my sig. Perhaps greatest post in GH history.

« Last Edit: Sun, 06 March 2016, 06:22:53 by absyrd »
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 06 March 2016, 06:27:17 »
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

hi looks like we have a language barrier issue  :'(

I'm pretty sure he said his wife was cheating on him until he bought her a mechanical keyboard.

EDIT: Made it my sig. Perhaps greatest post in GH history.

 :)) :)) :)) lol I only read the first two lines! How did I miss that golden third line... dammit :( I have to sig that lol can't stop laughing this is horrible

He said he use to poke his wife but she is now being poked by another man. So to forget her he bought a mech and he believes its reliable like a fiat.
« Last Edit: Sun, 06 March 2016, 06:30:35 by appleonama »

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 03:54:46 »
Uh is this fair dinkum?

If so, welcome to Geekhack, and I hope you find solace in poking your keyboard.  Which keyboard is it?
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But thatís incorrect. Itís in HHKBís slogan, but when Americaís cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 12:04:47 »
Ciao! Benvenuto! Sono un tipo inglese. Godetevi la vostra sensibilitŗ della tastiera!  :cool:
   

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 12:13:18 »
pls more

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 14:51:42 »
Ciao! Benvenuto! Sono un tipo inglese. Godetevi la vostra sensibilitŗ della tastiera!  :cool:
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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 08 March 2016, 14:52:31 »
10/10!

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 00:43:14 »
que
No he's not around.

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 00:50:07 »
Welcome to geekhack, what mech did you get? Have you really been far even as decided to use a switch even go want to do look more like?

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 00:52:26 »
Did you add all those "a"s on purpose to get a faux Italian accent?

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 03:44:51 »
Did you add all those "a"s on purpose to get a faux Italian accent?

Many Italians do speak English with lotsa extra lettersa, but I haven't seen it typed like that before.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But thatís incorrect. Itís in HHKBís slogan, but when Americaís cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 04:40:37 »
Bongiorno, molto graz, I am, a specw4r, a professore il tutti quanti.. I a love a the keyboard, and I a love a the mouse.
I come here because I a love a to push the buttons many times, 100+ in my life..
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.
I a thank you to come here with me to join in apprehension of the keyboard.
I am a the expert not very much.. I a welcome a you here too   :)

Read this in an Italian accent and was not disappointed.
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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 05:08:59 »
Many Italians do speak English with lotsa extra lettersa,
Sad but true.
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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 08:21:44 »
I'm already traumatized by that guy who posted pics of his house in an insane asylum and never posted again. OP please come back.

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 08:31:47 »
I'm already traumatized by that guy who posted pics of his house in an insane asylum and never posted again. OP please come back.

What?

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 09 March 2016, 08:34:29 »
I'm already traumatized by that guy who posted pics of his house in an insane asylum and never posted again. OP please come back.

What?

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=77738.msg1961911#msg1961911

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #18 on: Sun, 13 March 2016, 19:24:58 »
For what it's worth OP's other posts are somewhat more coherent :p
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But thatís incorrect. Itís in HHKBís slogan, but when Americaís cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 14 March 2016, 11:32:40 »
For what it's worth OP's other posts are somewhat more coherent :p

Which is disappointing.

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Re: Bongiorno, I a the specw4r
« Reply #20 on: Tue, 15 March 2016, 01:03:29 »
For what it's worth OP's other posts are somewhat more coherent :p

Which is disappointing.

It is difficult to maintain that sort of output on any consistent level.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But thatís incorrect. Itís in HHKBís slogan, but when Americaís cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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