Gee I though you guys would be more helpful. Apparently not. Oh well, maybe I will just combine all the prohibited items into one and make the most disqualified egg.
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Gee I though you guys would be more helpful. Apparently not. Oh well, maybe I will just combine all the prohibited items into one and make the most disqualified egg.
It's the off topic section. Even off topic topics won't stay on topic.
Gee I though you guys would be more helpful. Apparently not. Oh well, maybe I will just combine all the prohibited items into one and make the most disqualified egg.
I ate what is called a "thousand year old egg" years ago and it was perhaps the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
You haven't seen Balut then.
http://www.straightrazorplace.com/forums/finer-things-life/33264-balut-not-thread-squeemish.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28egg%29
Nope! Not gunna do it! I already looked up one mind bendingly horrid thing today (trying desperately not to click the damn link... focus...FOCUS don't give in...).
Muahahahaha
Worse things than the aforementioned mind bendingly horrible thing do exist. You must be careful.
I strongly advise that you never, ever view the article titled (I just edited this out...it's gotten worse since I last saw it and it's flat out unethical to endorse that crap for any purpose)
That would perhaps be along similar lines of questionableness as the jar guy.
howbout pasting a picture of Jocelyn Wildenstein on the egg, I am quite sure that would win. Maybe even a pic of McCain's smile.
Hmmmm... what about taking a bunch of uncooked meat products (like turkey innards) pack them into a plastic easter egg and throw it in the freezer. Take it out of the plastic when frozen and present it just before the "judging". I am sure at that point it will just start to leak all kinds of juices as well as being just an absolute nightmare of mishmashed meat parts.
Jesus, man, you're sick. I need to go barf now.
I think I may use this idea but alter it a little. Here was my plan:...
Sounds like Easter is a pretty fun time in the US.
Next year I get to be the judge, so I can't submit an entry. But I am glad I won. I will post pictures soon.
I won! I will upload some pictures later.
Just made my Easter egg. I'll post pictures tomorrow, but a little hint: it looks like a hard-boiled egg being eaten by worms and maggots.
I ate what is called a "thousand year old egg" years ago and it was perhaps the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. Hmmm.... yet I still ate it, what does that say about me? Basically it looks like a rotten and bruised fetus in a gelatinous egg shape.
Tastes oddly enough "ok" if you can actually get yourself not to focus on it =P
What on earth could this be? It's in a video game right, so how bad could it be? Or do I really not want to know? How about another question mark?